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# I have an ITCH
in my pants, followed by Green Discharge when i masterbate, what shall i do??

I AM SCARED
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:11, archived)
# You should run!
*awaits inevitable*
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)
# fucking off to the talk board would be a good start
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:13, archived)
# Dear offended /board user,
/talk threads, mistakenly placed
on board by nubs, should not be taken
as a time to be aggressive, but
should be taken as an excellent
chance to post your best artwork,
so the contrast of flaming and
fantastic computer generated art,
combine making your image even
more awesome..er.

Faithfully,
/Tony
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 5 Nov 2007, 0:26, archived)
# Green Discharge into the eyes of a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)
# Oh yeah baby. That makes me so hot.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Keep wanking
until the spunk runs clear.

/Delia

EDIT: And it's "masturbate"
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:14, archived)
# spell masturbate correctly
for one
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Spread it on toast and eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:16, archived)
# this is highly advised
I'm a doctor, well, I watch casualty sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Masturbation is good for you
its not the best

/msi.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# GET A CAMERA
turn it into a meme. Part two could be your member falling off like a long bit of ash on the end of cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:17, archived)
# I carry a camera with me at all times
for just such situations.
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:19, archived)
# You made me laugh


He would like to be your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:20, archived)
# I would like to be his friend too
could he spot me $20 till Friday?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:25, archived)
# He only deals in Yen.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:34, archived)
# lolz different board
You should go to the fucking doctors, you moron.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:30, archived)
# ha ha! this^
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:37, archived)
# .
I'm so glad I didn't spend an hour actually photoshopping something that would get pushed off by fucking shite like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:40, archived)
# THIS IS YOUTUBE MATERIAL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 4 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)