what a way to go!
... got to be in my top 5 favorite ways to die.
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Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 15:09,
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5. The giant 'O' from an Odeon sign falling into the street and squashing
a group of ninjas who are surrounding me about to move in for the kill, which I am prefectly safe in the middle of the giant 'O', unfortunately one of the ninjas manages to use his last breath to fire a poisioned dart into my neck.
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Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 15:16,
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3. A parachute not opening, but luckily I manages to move myself over the sea
so that I fall into the ocean, unfortunately I kill the prince of the sea creatures and all the sharks and dolphins kill me to death.
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Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 15:19,
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HER LABCOAT IS SHRINKING!
HER LABCOAT IS SHRINKING!!
![Yay! So's mine! C]:0(](http://www.b3tards.com/u/adcba3dea6d23dc8fc7d/brian_text.gif)

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 15:01,
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this is exactly the sort of science we need more of...
/starts writing grant proposal
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haberman sees the fish below the ice (sometimes), Fri 9 Nov 2007, 15:26,
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