Sex & Israel
OMG! SPAM! LOL!
(viagra.org.il, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:02, archived)

OH GOD NO, YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW
™


( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)

MAPS.
:D
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

SPLAMS?

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

SMALPS? ©

( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

PALMS

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

4 BEEF SPLAMS, PLEASE.

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

you want regular or kingsize?

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

Biggar!

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

woah!
you ain't in texas now sonny!
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

I want to fuck you with a barbed wire fencepost

( mr horrible, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)

...pushed by a locomotive
...quad diesel powered
( PedroHin I want my fucking dead bodies, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

I'd prefer to use a Deltic...

( mr horrible, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

TJ
what does TITS stand for?
( sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

take it up the shitter?

( mr horrible, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

TITS Taking It Too Seriously
TITS Texas Interstate Truck Stop
TITS That Is To Say
TITS Think It Through Stupid
TITS Tits Is Tits See
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

I want to go to a texas interstate truck stop
and eat a huge burger

:D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

ah ha
so when i see "TITS or GTFO", it's likely to mean "think it through stupid or get the fuck out", you are super, special and regal sir.
( sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

it tends to mean "TITS and GTFO"

( mr horrible, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

which TITS would that be referring to?

( sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

my tits
like 'em?

DO YA?
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)

i don't see any tits in your profile
but i do really like your optical illusions
( sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:21, archived)

(')< HONK!

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:23, archived)

i prefer the middle one
as experienced in total recall
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

i suppose it's a context thing really
i shall use that list in future "TITS" posts to work out what's going on

manjuice for everyone that's helped me
( sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:24, archived)

It actually means get your tits out or get the fuck off
It's used on 4chan a lot for the cam whores that post there that take too long to get their tits out in a sequence on images of them getting nakeder.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)

why thank you :)
although i have been demoted in recent times :(
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

don't let the opressed masses drag you down

( sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

This is too stiff

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

good christ it's you
now all wee need are Waspy and Tets to complete the entire set...
( mr horrible, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

[rusty barbed wire?
...although I guess it could be good for reporting Terms&Conditions abuse to the respective hosts/IP block holders.]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

w00t w00t

( mr horrible, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:03, archived)

I like doing this
It is well fun and stuff
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)

What the fuck is this!?!

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)

SPAM

( planearm, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)

Why would they do such a thing!?!

( Keyboard Weasel, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

i blame it on SARS and the war in iraq

( sock Please call me Otto Utterfucker, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)

I detect no fail.

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)

Not in the slightest.
It has also been nearly half an hour, and no Mod Edit.

DOUBLE YEW TEE EFF.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)

Of course

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:04, archived)

*mwah*!
Why aren't you on msn? I have a hard-on and everything!
( bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

Dear god....
I'm a working bee tonight (and for the past...age). So I'll have to decline that...."irrisistible" offer.

Hows things? Sore? :)
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

I don't even remember
who you are.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

Who are you again?
Pfft.
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

I don't even remember that anymore.
Look what you've done!
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

:D
Hurray!
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

'Sore' nah...
but things have been better. Of course....I realise that you are a busy girl, Hol's and speaking to me is the last thing on your mind. But one flash, just one - could mean the difference between surviving tonight or having my bollocks explode.


actually i did want to talk to you - but it's nothing important

Wanks come first!
( bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

Dont put testicular explosions on me :(
I'm off to bed in a bit, but I'll try and pop onto the msns tomorrow. I actually have a folder entitled "images for BHLC" that I keep meaning to send off to you...

oh yes...
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

can't sleep - logged onto b3ta for...
WHAT???!!!
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)

HAHAHAHA
great name your majesty
( mr horrible, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

haha! And this

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

i fear i may be sued ;)
^TMTM
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

Cant sleep? Worried about your manhood?
learn the secret that'll keep her coming back for more!

Quality v1agra at cheap prices!

etc
( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

Oh, that sound like just what I need.
Do you have a handy web address I can purchase this amazing product from?
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

I'm sure there was a list around somewhere...

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

*Googles "viagra"*
Nope, no results there.
( The Hedgehog From Hell should be drowned like a superfluous kitten, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

if one of the above linked to deagostini this post would almost be worth it

( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

i'll bear that in mind dear...
briefly ;)
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

Dot relegate me to your spam folder :(

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

wouldn't dare
*fears your wrath*
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

QIUTE RIGHT TOO

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

i don't fear your spelling prowess though ;)
*really fears now*
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

Pffft. I'm far too important to correct typos

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:18, archived)

cup of tea?
then i must try again to sleep
( kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

Ooh, lovely, ta

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:22, archived)

*tries all of them*
i LOVE sex and israel!
( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:05, archived)

any horses?

( McBadger JESUS RAVES!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

yes, but not the ones we all know and love... :-/
*2horses1cup's the heck out of here*
( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

you should have at least 20 inches by now then

( planearm, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

I was about to get angry for you spamming my favorite website
but your smiley has disarmed me and put me in the mood to shop for Israli sex viagra.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

that'll give you a big stiff pork sword
er, hang on
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

fuck off you shitting shitting fuck shitting fuck cunt piss shit shitting shit piss shit piss
piss shit shitting

you waited all week to do that?

well done, fuck
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

I hope Bennyhilslovechild haunts you in your dreams
and you have to pick the dry, hardened semen from your hairy navel-area
( c_kick after the tone, the date is, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

Hahahahahah!
Thanks for that!


twunt
( bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

hahaha!

( SugarSpunSister I love The Bloody Beetroots, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

Oh hang on Mr Kick
Shirley nobody deserves lifelong haunting by BHLC.
Not even Prince!
;)

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

Now Now Ms Pot!
I find that slightly unfair. Just because I happen to make you wetter than an otter's pocket everytime you think of me. It's not my fault you get a wide on. Don't be bitter. If we lived closer I'd hammer you like a Sutcliffe victim, I told you that - no need to get personal...:)
( bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

Oh oops
I didn't realise you were around.

*whistles innocently despite damning evidence*

Now I am moist.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

I have that effect on you.
Not my fault I make you run like a tap. I make your nipples harder than Chinese algebra
( bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

benny hill?
isnt he dead?
( Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:11, archived)

He may be,
But I, Sir, am not!
( bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

thats cool
just checking,
'goes off to investigate source of smell'
( Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:33, archived)

Time for some sleep

( Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:06, archived)

i'm waiting for the one drawing of the man with his glasses on the table

( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

I say old bean!
One hopes that you lose your parents in a freak yachting accident, and then get infested with the fleas of a thousand camels, what?
( bennyhillslovechild, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:07, archived)

Thousands of freaks operate yachts in an uncontrolled manner
Please, give all you can to help prevent this, you can use your credit card, phone now on 0800-HISASS
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

*clicks i like this*

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

bobbie larkin?

( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

must not click ignore button
must resist...
( weaver. buy my games you slags!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:08, archived)

doubt it'll last long enough to be ignored
:)
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:10, archived)

[1 day, 1 message?
..you've lived for this day, haven't you?


(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:09, archived)

hahahahaha
that's ACE!
( mr horrible, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

FUCKING
SPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAM!
( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:12, archived)

Boo

( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:13, archived)

hoorah!
evening!
( mr horrible, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

Dear Mr/Ms Spammer
Gosh, we've never heard of Viagra but now that I've seen what amazing things it can do I would like to point out something to you.
The majority of men on this board only have one sex-related problem and that is, they can't get enough of it or even get it at all.

Even drawn pictures of squirrels with tits gives them TFH.

Now shoo.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

i actually get plenty of sex

( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:16, archived)

i probably shouldn't have mentioned that, though.

( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

I for one am going to unfriend you
sex...puh...I bet you have a naked lady fetish as well?
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

Sorry
I didn't realise sex with yourself counted :)
*scarpers*

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:20, archived)

really, that was the best you had?
:-)
( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:39, archived)

SQWT Give DrZaarlon...
..TFH.

or:

SQWTGDZTFH. oh yes, I'm healthy.
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:19, archived)

Haha, it's all in Hebrew
and it appears to all be about viagra.

I was hoping for girls with machine guns delicately perched in a row on a menora or something.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:14, archived)

http://pown.alluc.org/?uid=559

(war3n3xt 's lay line arse miners, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

DO YOU SUFFERING FROM SHORTPENIS?

( Rapitinui has problems too, just like you, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:17, archived)

( in vino veritas, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:28, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:29, archived)

[I WANT MY CIGARETTES, NURSE RATCHET!!!!]
heh
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:34, archived)

I'M GOING TO FUCKING SHIT ON YOU

( Cockweasle, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)

hmm

( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:31, archived)

Ya know b3tans
this one day old fudge-packing-mud-bunny-hunting-goatse-munching-knobjockey-ham-touching luzer of a spammer will never see your replies. He's made like horseshit and hit the dusty trail; he's made like a good Catholic and pulled out; he's gone.

*But I liked reading them...
( HairyTwatter whut, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:42, archived)

Grrr

( XLVII can't see any images hosted on b3ta server :(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 0:43, archived)