ok...
i got that bit... missing cd
whats all that picture about then?
( SkUG updated your profile, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)

they contain child benefit records
and bank details

and the government's fucked up and lost them
( head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)

but it's perfectly safe
because they said so! and they'd never lie about something worth potentially billions in theft :D
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:48, archived)

until someone from a mysterious bank calls up someone on the disc
and asks for the account number.

you know at least one fool will do this.
( head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)

oh
why have that kind of information on a cd? :-s
( SkUG updated your profile, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)

so that it can be lost
:D
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)

a hard drive would be more of a sensible idea.
or a memory stick.
( head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:50, archived)

what happened to good ol writing things down eh?
stupid bloody techonoglogy!
( SkUG updated your profile, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:54, archived)

they tried that
but they lost their biros
( head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:55, archived)

lol
i use a burnt stick and reeds
( SkUG updated your profile, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:56, archived)

but then they would steal the reeds.
:P
( head-doctor ololololo, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)

burn the witches!
( SkUG updated your profile, Tue 20 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)

No-one said they were CDs
They just call them 'discs' I think. So they could be DVDs or harddrives. Either way, they were unencrypted, accessible to a 'junior official' (apparently, since it is a 'junior official' who is being blamed for having done this) and sent by unrecorded delivery. Password protected, so they say, but personally I'm assuming the password is 'Password'....
(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:01, archived)