IMAGE CHALLENGE: If everyday objects were Transformers
We've got a sponsored image challenge* and there's fucking good prizes.

1st: Apple Macbook
2nd: An HD DVD Player
3rd: Five HD Transformers DVDs

This is the official copy, "Oooh, we've got a sponsored image challenge: Paramount is releasing the Transformers DVD on the 3rd of December and wants you to take an ordinary thing, say a stapler, and photoshop it into a Transformer. Best of all? We've got a shed load of prizes to give away: a lovely Macbook, an HD DVD player, and 5 HD DVD copies of the film. "

I'm sure you've got questions, so ask away.
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)

( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

Re-post!

( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

yay
I enjoy the antics of man person and house guessed
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

Hurrah!

Even though they've only been in two adventures?
( wheelybird grep | grep | grep, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

if they'd only had one adventure I would have enjoyed their antic

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

you are causing excitements!

( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

That is like a perfect
wind from the moon!
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

You're lucky it's your tentrils!
I haven't been able to sit down for the last half hour.
( riverghost Full on. Robot. Chubby!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

Can I get mine on Blu Ray?

Who was it that did the traffic lights one?
( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

blu ray = gay
must be true 'cause it rhymes
( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)

:D

( HappyToast was waiting for the Dredd trailer on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

blu ray = yay
/counteracts
( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

Well, that was a short-lived compo
Skillful bastard.
(Tribs 's ego was writing cheques his body can't cash on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

LOL!
I feel teh same way, beyond my skillz methinks, leave it to the experts...
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

aye, this is what I'm thinking
happy toats must barely be able to move with all the various optical device players he must have won in his time, he could probably set up an ebay shop with them
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

I'll prolly have a go
but looks pretty foregone to me!

*edit* REPOST HEIL!!
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

foregone!
we've all been foregone!
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

if you're particularly unlucky
you'll win 3rd prize,
and have to sit through the transformers film again...
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

LOL!
Do you think animating a transformer transforming into a big pile of poo might not be appreciated?
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

Zak McFlimby did a set of temporary traffic lights
that transformed into an occasional table! Arf!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

i'll take the macbook off your hands
seeing as you're a PC type person.

in exchange you can have this shiney 50p coin.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

^^ THIS ^^
.
( mr_wicksy is called as such on the PS3 Network too, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

paramount ay?

( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

*awaits obligatory selling out flamage*
( Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

10% off?
NO!

20% OFF?

HELL NO!

50% OFF!

YES!

50% OFF MARKED PRICE FLAMAGE!*

*(flood damaged stock)

I have _no_ idea where I'm going with this
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

I'd buy that for a dollar...

( Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)

Oooh
can the Ordinary Thing also be things like, say, vegetables?
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

whatever you like

( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

Can I play outside?
Pleeeeeaaaasssseee?
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

Great prizes! I wish I had the motivation to enter
*gets motivated*
( mugatu Hunting white dog eggs since 1992, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

Fuck, Uncle Owen, this one has a bad motherfucking motivator!
/ac
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)

LOL!
One more season, you lazy fucker!!
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

Quick everyone ruin it with pictures
of Transformers yiffing. Can Transformers yiff?
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

Of course.

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

and they can DANCE

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

will they pull it if it's offensive?
will the winners images be used somewhere?
EDIT: hasn't this been a compo before?
a week of reposts...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

Good one...
who gets the rights?
( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

the challenge is unmoderated
the client knows what b3ta is like - there's no plan to pull anything.


the work you produce is the same as usual - it's your work, and it's not owned by b3ta or anyone else
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

cor, they must be insane/brave/cool or something
:D
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

potatobots transform!!!

( prodigy69 's World of Stuff, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)

close the competition!

( new_matt, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

ha ha ha
that's got to be a winner!
( miamistu snagglery, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

^ this - them - all of that...

( Wobbly Bloke is the number one cunt kicker in on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

jpgs or moving gifs, Rob?

( Jahled a cataclysm of spidery hellfuck would be a welcome, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)

anything you like
like any b3ta challenge
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

Not another Virgin compo...
I hope...
(pubic_alopecia, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

anyone want a moody copy of the transformers dvd ?
v good quality.

edit/ if the nice man from transformers is logged on, i know where and how but haven't, have never got the whole transformers thing.
further edit/ i don't understand what the prizes do, can i have a stapler?
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

bindun?
shirley
( MikeyStants last had the shites, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

had this compo before have we not?

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

yeah,
www.b3ta.com/challenge/transformers/

some good stuff though
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

WELCOME TO REPOST HELL

( Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

yep
probably why they asked us
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

Funny innit?
One mega-huge entertainment complex wants to sue Rob's arse to oblivion while two weeks later another mega-huge entertainment complex wants to give him stuff to give away.

*shrugs*
( HairyTwatter whut, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)

Ooh, that's a good slightly cheaty method for the actual transform
*starts to wonder if maybe he could manage this one after all...*
( WiL Pantheist Bi Polar Polyamoric Pansexual, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

what's this rash
and why is it weeping?
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

marketing department in "good idea for a challenge" shocker

( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

marketing department in I hope they do something really offensive so we have to pull the challenge and we still get all the publicity anyway
shocker... except they're not going to pull it
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

nope
really that's not that plan - that's a far too risky strategy for anyone to ever actually buy
( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

No Blu-Ray?

( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

hmm, I think this compo requires actual photoshop skill
cdctacon enlarge!
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

^this
:)

Edit - bugger it. Bindun!!
www.b3tards.com/uploads/transcock.gif
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

Oooo
I could use a Macbook...
(Mobius Donut, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

Should we enter if we can't animate for shit?

( Joe Scaramanga and the Tiny Jack the Ripper Trio, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

So why is it showing that the challenge is closed?

( Mrs Trellis has her two Misses Trellises at home :), Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

try now

( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

Perhaps like me
..you ended up in the old image challenge through picture links..

not sure how i did it either.
( glubglub should be working on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)

is Rob pissing on some figure of authority an every day thing
... is it 'like' a stapler?
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

great
I just bought a macbook
( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

make a home network

( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

Ha ha!
Some people are never happy.
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

*sobs*
as if I would win (or even enter) ;)
( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

I'm not bi-curious
why would I want a mac book?
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

you CAN install Windows if you want...
and the hardware is quite good
( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

*secretly covets the mac*
I just like winding freebs up...
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

*hits*

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

*adds to list of Freeb's greatest hits*

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

so...
Richard Brandson being bummed by a hoover thats transforms into Prince. Im on it now.
( The Tig and me, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

I'm sure I'm going to be pissed upon before the challenge is over

( rob twitter.com/robmanuel is following you, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

You love it really

( The Tig and me, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

( Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

Pffft!

( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

I'm angry
because now I can't do this.

PS:

( TK-421 wasn't at his post on, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 3:58, archived)

Shame my photoshop has packed up
Want to transform Prince into a purple dildo. Being pissed on by Rob. With Richard Branson looking on nervously.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)