IMAGE CHALLENGE: If everyday objects were Transformers
We've got a sponsored image challenge* and there's fucking good prizes.

1st: Apple Macbook
2nd: An HD DVD Player
3rd: Five HD Transformers DVDs

This is the official copy, "Oooh, we've got a sponsored image challenge: Paramount is releasing the Transformers DVD on the 3rd of December and wants you to take an ordinary thing, say a stapler, and photoshop it into a Transformer. Best of all? We've got a shed load of prizes to give away: a lovely Macbook, an HD DVD player, and 5 HD DVD copies of the film. "

I'm sure you've got questions, so ask away.
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)

( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

Re-post!

( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

yay
I enjoy the antics of man person and house guessed
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

Hurrah!

Even though they've only been in two adventures?
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

if they'd only had one adventure I would have enjoyed their antic

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

you are causing excitements!

( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

That is like a perfect
wind from the moon!
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 15:03, archived)

You're lucky it's your tentrils!
I haven't been able to sit down for the last half hour.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

Can I get mine on Blu Ray?

Who was it that did the traffic lights one?
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

blu ray = gay
must be true 'cause it rhymes
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)

:D

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

blu ray = yay
/counteracts
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

Well, that was a short-lived compo
Skillful bastard.
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

LOL!
I feel teh same way, beyond my skillz methinks, leave it to the experts...
( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

aye, this is what I'm thinking
happy toats must barely be able to move with all the various optical device players he must have won in his time, he could probably set up an ebay shop with them
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

I'll prolly have a go
but looks pretty foregone to me!

*edit* REPOST HEIL!!
( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

foregone!
we've all been foregone!
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

if you're particularly unlucky
you'll win 3rd prize,
and have to sit through the transformers film again...
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

LOL!
Do you think animating a transformer transforming into a big pile of poo might not be appreciated?
( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:46, archived)

Zak McFlimby did a set of temporary traffic lights
that transformed into an occasional table! Arf!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

i'll take the macbook off your hands
seeing as you're a PC type person.

in exchange you can have this shiney 50p coin.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

^^ THIS ^^
.
( mr_wicksy is called as such on the PS3 Network too, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

paramount ay?

( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

*awaits obligatory selling out flamage*
( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

10% off?
NO!

20% OFF?

HELL NO!

50% OFF!

YES!

50% OFF MARKED PRICE FLAMAGE!*

*(flood damaged stock)

I have _no_ idea where I'm going with this
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

I'd buy that for a dollar...

( Monsieur Monster FALALALALALALALALAFEL!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:56, archived)

Oooh
can the Ordinary Thing also be things like, say, vegetables?
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

whatever you like

( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

Can I play outside?
Pleeeeeaaaasssseee?
( Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

Great prizes! I wish I had the motivation to enter
*gets motivated*
( mugatu what the deuce?, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

Fuck, Uncle Owen, this one has a bad motherfucking motivator!
/ac
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)

LOL!
One more season, you lazy fucker!!
( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

Quick everyone ruin it with pictures
of Transformers yiffing. Can Transformers yiff?
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

Of course.

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

and they can DANCE

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

will they pull it if it's offensive?
will the winners images be used somewhere?
EDIT: hasn't this been a compo before?
a week of reposts...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)

Good one...
who gets the rights?
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

the challenge is unmoderated
the client knows what b3ta is like - there's no plan to pull anything.


the work you produce is the same as usual - it's your work, and it's not owned by b3ta or anyone else
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

cor, they must be insane/brave/cool or something
:D
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

potatobots transform!!!

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)

close the competition!

( new_matt, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

ha ha ha
that's got to be a winner!
( miamistu snagglery, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

^ this - them - all of that...

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

jpgs or moving gifs, Rob?

( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:04, archived)

anything you like
like any b3ta challenge
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

Not another Virgin compo...
I hope...
(pubic_alopecia, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

anyone want a moody copy of the transformers dvd ?
v good quality.

edit/ if the nice man from transformers is logged on, i know where and how but haven't, have never got the whole transformers thing.
further edit/ i don't understand what the prizes do, can i have a stapler?
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

bindun?
shirley
( MikeyStants last had the shites, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

had this compo before have we not?

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

yeah,
www.b3ta.com/challenge/transformers/

some good stuff though
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

WELCOME TO REPOST HELL

( Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

yep
probably why they asked us
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)

Funny innit?
One mega-huge entertainment complex wants to sue Rob's arse to oblivion while two weeks later another mega-huge entertainment complex wants to give him stuff to give away.

*shrugs*
( HairyTwatter Needs more tostones by, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 21:49, archived)

Ooh, that's a good slightly cheaty method for the actual transform
*starts to wonder if maybe he could manage this one after all...*
( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)

what's this rash
and why is it weeping?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

marketing department in "good idea for a challenge" shocker

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

marketing department in I hope they do something really offensive so we have to pull the challenge and we still get all the publicity anyway
shocker... except they're not going to pull it
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

nope
really that's not that plan - that's a far too risky strategy for anyone to ever actually buy
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

No Blu-Ray?

( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:05, archived)

hmm, I think this compo requires actual photoshop skill
cdctacon enlarge!
( Discomeats I like pies!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

^this
:)

Edit - bugger it. Bindun!!
www.b3tards.com/uploads/transcock.gif
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

Oooo
I could use a Macbook...
(Mobius Donut, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

Should we enter if we can't animate for shit?

( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)

So why is it showing that the challenge is closed?

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

try now

( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

Perhaps like me
..you ended up in the old image challenge through picture links..

not sure how i did it either.
( glubglub should be working on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:47, archived)

is Rob pissing on some figure of authority an every day thing
... is it 'like' a stapler?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

great
I just bought a macbook
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)

make a home network

( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:09, archived)

Ha ha!
Some people are never happy.
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:10, archived)

*sobs*
as if I would win (or even enter) ;)
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)

I'm not bi-curious
why would I want a mac book?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)

you CAN install Windows if you want...
and the hardware is quite good
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

*secretly covets the mac*
I just like winding freebs up...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

*hits*

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:28, archived)

*adds to list of Freeb's greatest hits*

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:30, archived)

so...
Richard Brandson being bummed by a hoover thats transforms into Prince. Im on it now.
( The Tig and me, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)

I'm sure I'm going to be pissed upon before the challenge is over

( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)

You love it really

( The Tig and me, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

(Andy_R Yes, the one from the Pirate Party UK, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)

Pffft!

( rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)

I'm angry
because now I can't do this.

PS:

( TK-421 wasn't at his post on, Sun 25 Nov 2007, 3:58, archived)

Shame my photoshop has packed up
Want to transform Prince into a purple dildo. Being pissed on by Rob. With Richard Branson looking on nervously.
( HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Wed 21 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)