*shops up Prince transforming into a wanker*
*runs*

From the If everyday objects were Transformers challenge. See all 207 entries (closed)

(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)

haha
naughty step here you come
( Super piat I am the owl, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)

*repents*
*returns*

*is dizzy*
(Ronnie Spleen A Global Force For Good, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:26, archived)

*notices lack of picture*
*ducks*
( Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:22, archived)

i agree

( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)

I don't see how "It's time to be cool like a boy" is engrish.
It's a valid English sentence. A bit odd, but still.
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

It's not about it being nonsensical
It's about it being a mistranslation
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

Ohhhh.
edit: Hmm. Not so sure about some of the examples on engrish.com.

I mean a T-shirt with "Baby Fanny. Hello Mushroom..." on is clearly mad, but "EAT. FUCK. KILL." is perfect.
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

Yes, as is "I fuck crazyroom"
No, wait.
( SpoonMeiser, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)

I didn't realise that the t-shirt was real - I thought it was "best of engrish.com"
So...

I LOVE GIRLFIGHT!
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:41, archived)

Oy!
www.b3ta.com/board/7808104
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)

Good Grief!
It's his 3rd outing today!


( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)

look at that mangina...
did Killerkitti draw that :-P
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:28, archived)

it is quite 'singular', isn't it?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

Careful now
;)
( Hamster Trippin' twitter.com/#!/HamsterTrippin, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

I'm just kidding really.
all my cartoons haves "V's" for groins...
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)

Hahahaha

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:23, archived)

Someone once told me....
...The said person has no need to transform into a wanker as he is one?
( Wobbly Bloke - FIVE DAY WEEKEND - FTW - on, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:24, archived)

i'm really disappointed i missed all of that.
i picked the wrong week to be sunning myself on the costa's, bugger.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

Hmm, an opportunity to tell you what happened to me at lunchtime.
I was prowling the local streets as normal, you know - looking for harlots to hammer and that - when I was approached by an elderly rotund gentleman. Turns out it was only that Christopher Biggins who is currently in Australia on that 4th rate celeb/jungle debacle. Well, what he was after I couldn't really say - his words were quite obscured by his incessant giggles, which were soon replaced by deep-throated animal groans of ecstasy as he sprayed wave after wave of thick hot spunk into my face.

Which added some much-needed seasoning for my sainsbury's sandwich.
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:29, archived)

*CLICK!*

( cr3, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

oh that christopher and his torrents of semen!

( gravytrain, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

I tell you, never have I seen such a fountain!

( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)

Hmm.
Will you be pursuing this business arrangement further?
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

If I can find him again
for it was quite a pleasant experience.
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

And well deserved, I feel...


Edit: You must have enough of these by now to paper the hall, ferchrissake!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:30, archived)

What about your mum fucking you up the ass with a prosthetic cock
during all that?
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:32, archived)

errr - I hope you are replying to me by mistake.
Otherwise, matey, this is for you:


( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:33, archived)

Nah
He was just trying a bit too hard to get one of dem dere awards himself
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)

The secret is not to try!
Right, I'm off to a gig in order to avoid the hoofsphere.

night kids.
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)

Waspy - don't give away your secrets!
G'night, sir!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)

*waves silk hankie*

( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:38, archived)

it'll never happen
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:36, archived)

you've gone wrong

( gravytrain, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:35, archived)

I have thought about collecting them
in to a little christmas book, which could be prominently displaid on the counter in Smiths and Waterstones.
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:34, archived)

hahaha

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 17:31, archived)

Laughs
*spunks*

*runs away, leaving a trail of spunk*
(magentacock is spunking like it's nineteen ninety-nine..., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 5:17, archived)