HE WANTS YOU TO BE DEAD.
HE IS A BAD GUY ROBOT.
(d d your friend!, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:38, archived)

SADLY, IF I WAS DEAD, THEN I WOULD NOT BE LIVING
THEREFORE I DECLINE HIS MOST PLEASANT OF OFFERS.
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Wed 21 Nov 2007, 19:45, archived)