optimised to fuck...courtesy of image ready
please check the you-tube link for hi-res video glory

www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAhnlUoFtHE



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(DefyingDarwin really? really?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)

How can that be 308kb? It only seems to have about ten colours.
And why doesn't it loop?
( davew27, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)

Actually
It's a matrix of 16 (4x4) 308kb images

...not really, and WOO to the animation :)
( PedroHin Once again cheated death on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)

I know
this scares me too....
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)

noise
camera movement
( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:23, archived)

SOUND EFFECTS YAY!

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)

are they singing "food glorious food"?
yay to the youtube version.
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

Woo yay
apple mac keyboard?
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)

macs have keyboards now?
wow
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

WTF's a Mac?

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

it's computing
for the bi-curious
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)

AHAHAHAHA.
My gosh!
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)

I am not going to rise to your baiting

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)

aw
go on... I've been back on The List for too long now.

:)

... I suppose I'm lucky there's no chance of me winning the compo, because if I won the Mac I'd be exposed as a rank hippo
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)

A type of coat.

( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)

Overrated, expensive, compatible with shit all
And I'm probably going to have to relent and buy the manwife one soon.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)

Get him an Xbox or something :0)

( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:15, archived)

Can't make it in graphic art with one of them.
Well, unless you drew it.

And the PS3's arriving soon, so that's enough new console for now. But it does mean

WOOHOOCAPTAINSGONNAGETGTA4!!!!!!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)

I don't understand why Macs are better for graphic art...
do you get better applications or something?
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:19, archived)

I don't know.
I didn't do graphic design, I did DTP and used a bloody PC and IT WAS FINE, thank you very much.

I think it does make some things easier though.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:21, archived)

We need Freebs to explain it to us
but he's very busy and I keep saying using Apple Macs means you're bi-curious... so he might not.
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)

no
you get the same programms on the, it's just that wanky art types like to wank over them and be all nathan barley about how well designed they are while secretly running windows via VMware and getting the same performance as a 2ghz celeron.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)

Bollocks!



:D
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)

it all true.

mac networks are a legacy from the 80 when macs were better for DTP applications and used in most design studios.

the current power and cheapness of the PC is leading to those studios now looking at PC networks.

it's a cost thing, like why people are migrating to InDesign because it's half the cost of quark.

of course there are those that will never change,
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:31, archived)

the appleTV will save us all
*I've seen it*
*it's shit*
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:32, archived)

pfft

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)

like me
Bloody hate pc interfaces
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)

BUT MY MAC WILL HELP ME ATTRACT WOMEN AT THE CAFE!
if I ever find the guts to leave my cellar

joke beside, I'm a PC power user who recently got his first MacBook just because
- I needed a new Notebook anyway
- I didn't want to run Vista
- I was curious to try MacOS for a change

and I'd say the Mac is....interesting. It looks very nice, the hardware is good, it runs stable (mainly because the OS runs on known and tested hardware configurations) and it does what I want it to.
It's just not worth the hype. I still can't understand those Mac freaks who start sniffing everytime Steve Jobs leaves a fart.
( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:42, archived)

PS3!
Gross :(
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:25, archived)

It. Was. Free.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:33, archived)

!
!!!

ZOMG

how? ... oh wait -- one of those pyramid things? You stole it from egypt?
( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:35, archived)

Came free with manwife's new phone contract.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)

That's dead cool.
But I cannot endorse PS3dom.
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:59, archived)

overrated: yes
expensive: yes
compatibility: much better than it used to be, now that they're running Intel architecture
( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:27, archived)

A small village near basildon

( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)

yeah, but they only have one button
edit: piss.
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)

one PERFECT button
that's better than all the buttons and infact, invented "the button"

(tho it can be pressed 18 different ways)
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:13, archived)

for teh 18 letters of the alphabet?

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)

for those very things

( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)

you can use the button a different way
but you have to press the button at the same time as itself to do that.
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:17, archived)

don't think so
its got more than button
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

Yay!
*click*
( PedroHin Once again cheated death on, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

that's one hell of a way to go
:D
( discomeats COME BACK MOGGY! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)

apollo geese for the not looping
i'm a vid maker....hence the gif pikery...
(DefyingDarwin really? really?, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)

spunked to death!

( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:24, archived)

not a great way to go

( Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:29, archived)

Fucking hell
It's like watching Marconi's first prototype
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)

mmmmmh Marconis

( pzyko vs the truth about electric can opener reviews, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:45, archived)

HA-ha
you have a deskdick!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Thu 22 Nov 2007, 16:53, archived)