I wouldnt wear any microsoft contraceptive.
.
although "safe mode" may be useful.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:02, archived)

Could be a disaster
if you got the BSOD at the wrong moment.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:04, archived)

Well it's better than Linux.
You'll just get open source. Sores. See what I did there?
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:05, archived)

Very
good
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:07, archived)

ooo, a pun
or play on words.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:08, archived)

i'd be worried
about all the holes in the security system
( anno domini hiatus, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:15, archived)

Before "coming up" in "safe mode"
Does if run ScanDick?
( The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:16, archived)

Automated
Virus-checking might be a handy feature...
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:18, archived)

And a Furwall
*groan*
( The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:21, archived)

Intrusion Detection?
or penetration testing...
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:22, archived)

for the kinkier people out there
there has to be some funny thing to say about IP?
( Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:24, archived)

or even
ICMP....
ewwwww.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:26, archived)

And don't even get me started
about the amount of spam that comes in every day...
( The_Intriguing_Mr_P, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:41, archived)

although we all enjoy
a static route

this is getting far to geeky :-)
( tstar, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:12, archived)