go to the doctor?
can't, i'm too embarresed..
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:02, archived)

he give you generic c1alis and zinc rub!
give you mans cockballs!
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:03, archived)

i've got mans cockballs!!
*displays bloody sandwich bag*
i took 'em off a dead hobo in the morgue!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:05, archived)

sssh
you are dangerously close to releasing one of ikea's cafe recipe secrets
( discomeats lives like a windrammer!, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)

they'll do you a nice operation on the side
just like in Holby City
( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

it's just like here!!
'i need an op...'
'come on in then!'
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:06, archived)