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From the If everyday objects were Transformers challenge. See all 207 entries (closed)

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:07, archived)

Bloody hell - long time no see!
And nice work too!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:08, archived)

I ninglesmooshed you down there
I'm not going to do it again...

ninglesmooshes
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)

yes
... are these colour blindness tests?

*narrows eyes*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:13, archived)

*gets giggling fit*

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)

pfffft

( twig has new glasses, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)

why are you posting an orange square?
...I don't have a sense of humour about my horrific dissability and deformed eyes ... I also have a type of undeveloped optical lobe brain damage which means that, although the physical aperatus of my left eye is fine, I can only see fuzzy things through it... like mohair.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)

:) ha ha ha ha aha ha ha - you loon
as far as my colleagues know I have a big grin on my face from my enjoyment of writting template memorandums of understanding... unless they suspect something!!!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)

Colleagues: they know too much and must be stopped

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)

time to break out the 'colleagues B gone' spray.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)

I'm sorry, I must have missed it
*ninglesmooshes*
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:11, archived)

'ningles

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)

'Ningles
You will keep coming back for more...
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)

it's called determination

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:14, archived)

It's called fatalistic....

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)

it's called stalking...

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)

it's called love
but they spell it "restraining order"
( fross Read your email on, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)

*Glees*
how's you?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:12, archived)

Tired mostly
But happy - Mr Trellis has just returned with croissants!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)

lucky girl
...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)

YOU WAS ON EARLY THIS MORNING!
whoops!
capslock!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)

I was, waiting up for him and his night shifts

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)

you are a dutiful wife
AICMFP
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)

I am, very dutiful

( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

you can give my wife some pointers when you meet her!
;)
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

take my mother in law for example...
please - someone take her
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)

*unzips*
just point me in the right direction...
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)

actually
I'm very fond of my mother-in-law... so best not

:)
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:41, archived)

my goodness
*uses it on the big setting all the time*

it's quicker like this

hello person - long time no...
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:09, archived)

cor, the software you find at home these days..
Kris

Where have you been?
( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:10, archived)

Portugal

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)

did you see the lines of torres verdas?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:19, archived)

did you bring back anything nice?

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

Haha!
Excellent stuff.
( Mstandot, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:15, archived)

Does anyone know what this thing is called?


It's a glass bulb that has little pieces of paper on the four points that have white on one side and black on the other.

It spins around under light.
Anyone?
( gronkpan, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:16, archived)

don't know i'm afraid
but your drawing looks like a woman bending over showing off a bad case of piles
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:20, archived)

I can only see this as a good thing.

( gronkpan, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:22, archived)

I should know, I had one
Radiograph? Radiogram?

Aaaaaaaaargh that's really irritating!
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:21, archived)

I had a really good idea involving one of these earlier,
and I want to make sure it hasn't been done before I start blurting it out on the internet.

If you can work it out, please send me a gaz or something.
( gronkpan, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)

It's a Crookes radiometer
Shiny shiny, spinny spinny
( BrassMonkey I don't know about your brain,but you look alright, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:23, archived)

THANKYOU.
GREATNESS WILL BECOME OF THIS.
( gronkpan, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)

You mean one of these?

It's a Solar Radiometer
*pushes glasses back up nose and pulls a satisfied facial twitch*
( BubaMan is dead centre on the B3ta bell-curve, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:24, archived)

You can but them here for £5.99
www.gyroscope.com/catalog.asp?catalog=ALL
( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)

YES.

( gronkpan, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)

its called Gaylord's Cradle
and it runs on impure thoughts
( twig has new glasses, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:25, archived)

HA HA HA HA
this for the win!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:26, archived)

hahaha
So it's perpetual near you then?
( BubaMan is dead centre on the B3ta bell-curve, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)

hahaha!!
'ning kristopher!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 11:17, archived)