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# *orders 5 pints of strongbow*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)
# *orders a half of Black Sheep and a nip of Ardbeg*
*sits at the bar*
*engages in coversation with a local drunk*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)
# half?
hahahaha!!
GIRL!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# *shakes head*
when you're older you'll understand the true glory that is drinking a half and a half... or I'll glass you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# meh. been bottled before.
nothing to worry about.
*slaps*
come on!
i'll get some WKD's in if you sit with us!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:08, archived)
# *eyes you suspiciously*
*decides you're alright*
*drags Debs along with him*

have you really been bottled before - because if you have that's not good... and we'll get a crew together and hand out some justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:11, archived)
# i have.
in the street on the way home from work at night.
bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)
# What, MY old street?
I bet I know the fuckers if it was...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:16, archived)
# no,
in bridgemary it was...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
# bastards!
I hope it wasn't too bad - you didn't look very disfigured in your pic.

We should have a portmouth bash and tear the whole town up...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# nah!
at the time it looked worse then it was..

we could rip portsmouth apart, but i don't think anyone would notice...

do you live nearish to portsmouth then?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Edinburgh
but I'd turn up for a good old ruck*


*this is far from the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:21, archived)
# damn you sir!!
get my hopes up then shooting me down!
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:24, archived)
# Hic! Leave it ives, the only way you'll get him here is real ale
BARKEEP!!! HALF OF BADGER'S TESTICLE AND A HALF OF OLD SHIRTLIFTERPLEASEOHSHUTTHEFUGGUPpppp

*falls asleep*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# *takes wallet*
next rounds on ex-broom!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# *props you up*
cmun cu mon... wi neeeed more beer... we'll go to the Brass Monkey - they've got a cinema in the back!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:13, archived)
# oooooook budIneed my walletttttttsshhhh!
The filmsh staaaaaa.... zzzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:15, archived)
# *makes sure no one's looking*
*gently plays with your hair while you sleep with your head on my lap*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:18, archived)
# *gurgles gently*
debbil... Trelly... *wakes up*

AH! What the fucking fuck?

Oh... carry on...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:20, archived)
# there's a brass monkey near me!
but it doens't have a cinema..
just a load of knob-heads...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:17, archived)
# mine's clearly better then isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Ives!
dear lord. Euphonium that one in?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:19, archived)
# *scratches head*
eh?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Brass -> knobs
Euphonium

You phone that one in?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:23, archived)
# ahhh..
no.


;)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:25, archived)
# yarrrlrightverefella?
*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:03, archived)
# 'sbloody full uv kidz in ere now
.... fancy some port with that *focuses* Tennuntz?

*focusses* *leers*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:06, archived)
# only iffen there's a brandy in it gorgeous

(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:12, archived)
# *bangs the bar*
CAPITAL idea - you - wee neeed port with brandy init, doubles, with ... crisps, and peanuts!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover NOT DRUNK ENOUGH, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 14:14, archived)