Waiter!!
"A bowl of Martin Clunes Please"


From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 12:59, archived)

Prunes?
PRUNES?

or Spoons?
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:00, archived)

a bowl of spoons?
Only Alanis Morisette would order such a thing
( Dr Drink, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:02, archived)

10,000 spoons when all you need
is a fork knife? That's not ironic, Alanis,
that's just stupid.
</ed byrne>
( tomsk, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:07, archived)

when all you need is a knife
if she'd wanted a fork it might not have got played on Radio One...
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:09, archived)

Eh?
Oh, yeah right, sorry.
Damn my inability to remember frankly shite songs from years ago that I never ever ever want to hear again. Damn, and thrice damn.
( tomsk, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:13, archived)

fair point
;)
( Jadeviper jingling all the way, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:14, archived)

bet you feel
silly now.

There should have been a song called 'Pedantic' where someone explains to her what Irony is.
( Craymen, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:15, archived)

"isn't it pedantic..."
..."don't you think?"

I shall start writing that immediately.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:27, archived)

isn't it
buponic.. don't you think.

actually let's shhhhtop now - this bandwagon has already been done.
( popt_art, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:42, archived)

It's poor cutlery management
/some b3tan.
( Baz Fuck off, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:11, archived)

I don't know why you'd ask for a bowl of spoons.
Prunes it is
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:02, archived)

.
I'm never going to ask for a bowl of prunes again in case THAT turns up...
( mozza, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 13:04, archived)