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From the If everyday objects were Transformers challenge. See all 207 entries (closed)

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:04, archived)

dear god, you're good
outrageously bloody good
( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:07, archived)

let's tie one of his arms behind his back

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

let's tie one of his legs back there too...

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:08, archived)

and one hemisphere of his brian

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)

brian's not giving him any help

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

Good old Spherical Brian

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)

he's a good animator, is brian
but he really out to cut back on the pies
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

your stuff's shit!! :D

w/y/h
( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)

Just awe inspiring.
Fantastic!
( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:09, archived)

very nice
teacup one was better though. you really want that laptop huh :)
( gravytrain, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:10, archived)

it'd be very nice, but no, I just enjoy doing silly animations
it's why I come to B3ta! Where else would I post them?! :D
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

*ignores top quality animation of a macbook you did*

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:13, archived)

Hurrah!

Then you won't mind retracting your entries from the challenge so I can win?


I think, in situations of prizes, professional digital artists (or whatever you call yourselves) should be disqualified from entering so that it's a fair competition between equally untalented people. And so that I can win.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)

To be fair, I would say you were a professional digital artist
anyone with a website with their artwork on is pretty damned professional if you ask me
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)

Well that rules out most B3tans then...
Except ME!

YESSS! Macbook here I come!
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:30, archived)

But I don't make a living from it!

What I'm really trying to say is: You're awfully good at this raytracing malarkey. I wish I could do that. Seeing as I can't, then I'll just sulk.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)

I wish I made a living out of this kind of stuff
sadly I have an office job like most people on here. Granted I do some 3d stuff in my office job, but it's mainly paperwork and outsourcing
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)

There could be "special olympics" type challenges

( Stilton Cheesewright, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:33, archived)

fuckety fuck
I've only just noticed there's a prize
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

FREE BACON

( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

if you offered that every week
i'd try harder
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

don't you start!
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

I didn't know he'd been jailed


*gets coat*
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

do a goaste one
goatse ftw
( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

deleted scenes
megatron's rectal prolapse
( gravytrain, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

Choclate Star(scream)

( The Great Architect, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:17, archived)

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

I think someone's already done a robo goatse
with the gold ring and everything!
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:16, archived)

Would that be a Bot-bot?

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:20, archived)

That is truly wonderful.
Hats Off, and a *click* to you, sir
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:15, archived)

wow.
this is too good!


( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:26, archived)

Ooh voice activated!
Woo!

Reminds me of a voice activated alarm clock I used to own. When it went off in the morning I could shut it up by shouting at it.

It reached the stage when I would shut it up automatically and not even realise, thus oversleeping.

I moved it to the other side of the room but ended up shouting louder.

I found that a short sharp word worked best so at 7am, the thing would go off and I would sit up in bed, shout FUCK and it would go off then I would go back to sleep.

Even after it broke and I got a new (non voice activated) alarm clock I would still wake up to it and shout FUCK.

This lasted a good few months :)
/can't fecking wake up in the morning blog

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)

:D

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:31, archived)

this
is perhaps the bets story ever

:D

FUCK!
( c_kick trendalizer.hnldesign.nl, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:45, archived)