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From the If everyday objects were Transformers challenge. See all 207 entries (closed)

( bilbobarneybobs is a financial spacktard, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)

Crikey!

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

ARGH THE UNDEAD DEMON EYES!!!!

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

I hate all children.
Science fact.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

ooh we have so much in common!

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)

I have to try to find a woman who hates children.
My brother has done it, he's married now.

Women with an irrational hatred of children are so hard to come by =[
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)

Even Maddie and the little baby Jesus?

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)

I reckon the little baby Jesus would freak me out.
Before he could speak, he'd just lie there, not crying, looking at you, with sympathetic eyes.

Imagine the guilt!
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)

...as you knock one out in the frankincense pot

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)

We're all God's children, so what makes Jesus so special?
/One of Jimmy Carr's best I thought
( The Great Architect, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)

Hahahahah! thanks for reminding me
I was in Tesco the other day and a toddler ran past me all on her own. About 10 yards away another small child shouted to her mum, "MUM, Maddie's run off again!" to which the mum said "don't worry, she'll be alright".

I stood there not knowing whether to be shocked or fall on the floor laughing
( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)

HAHAHA
I would have probably cried suppressing laughter
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:03, archived)

This is begging for a QOTW....

( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)

Pffft

( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)

wow. thats
just priceless. ....you could even earn money with the media coverage... free holidays...




...ok I'll stop now.
( rydonabike I'm not unthinking everyone of nothing...., Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)

Hahaha!

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)

Especially them =]

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)

Me too.
They keep making sounds and picking things up and moving around too much.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)

nice reflective work
it makes all the difference
( Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

Sir.
Genius.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock The descent into orthographic antinomianism, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

JEEZUS!

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)

Ooooh. Spooky baby.

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)

hahaha, excellent! :)

( The Great Architect, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)

that's pretty special

( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)

click
slight laser damage, :)
(Chamone2 Play Space Fight, check my profile, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)

hahaha
I love this old one :)
( Weetobix is a married man, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:10, archived)

Haha!

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)

Patent this!

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Fri 23 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)