Cockney kittens


First postage, I figured I couldn't go wrong with kittens and beer,

I probably have

From the New Cockney Rhyming Slang challenge. See all 332 entries (closed)

(Lilmixingod, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:02, archived)

The one behind the bar
looks utterly shitfaced
(Mattyboy, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:03, archived)

Maybe it's becaaaause I'm a Landanaaaar
that I am such a....
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:04, archived)

maybe it's because
i'm a londoner...that i managed to spend over 80 quid this weekend. how did i manage that? aaaaarrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhh.
( stouffer, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:06, archived)

80 squid?!?
Been at the prostitutes again, have we?
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:07, archived)

i can only assume so.
thinking on, it was nearer 90. plus 50 for trains. i'm never going to london again.
( stouffer, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)

Hehe
come to London! You'll be ripped off and abused but fuck it, we've got loads of money!
(allegedly)
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:15, archived)

blimey
that must be all those drugs.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:09, archived)

i don't
know what you're on about.
( stouffer, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)

ah
that'll be the consequent short-term memory damage. I believe you get that, when you take drugs.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)

pfffft.
i just have naturally big pupils.
( stouffer, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:15, archived)

yes.
It must've got very dark in that club really quite suddenly, and yet I never noticed. :)
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:21, archived)

can't remember, eh?... eh?
dead giveaway. Been on the ketamine and Bollinger cocktails again, haven't you?
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)

that's the big smoke for you
I only spent 7 hours outside my flat this weekend and still spent over £80, you come to expect it after a while.
( Pootle, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:14, archived)

kittens love beer!
And I love kittens!

Muchos woo and yay to you, particularly for keeping the kitties small-scale - I very much like.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:04, archived)

how do they buy it?
they haven't got pockets to keep their change in...
( new_matt, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:06, archived)

they can negotiate fantastically large tabs
because they're so cute.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:07, archived)

Even with
kitten barmen? Surely they'd be wise to that..
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)

you can't argue
with the power of cute.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:10, archived)

Just
so long as they stand their round.
( Ijon Tichy, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:13, archived)

they can also use Switch.
with the card attached to their collars. They do down my local anyway.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:11, archived)

likewise
I love the way the barkitten is having to reach forward with his short little paw...
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:08, archived)

that
is very nice, woo to you!
I would like to suggest that you could cut out half the pic and that would make it a little better but fantastic start. Better than my fist post by a long way.
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 10 Feb 2003, 14:05, archived)