I don't care if you can destroy me with your mind canon - you're not leaving until we've managed to get your emissions down to acceptable levels (said the test centre WHICH IS ALSO A TRANSFORMER)!
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Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:39,
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Ha ha ha ha
EMIT THIS
*fires*
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Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:39,
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haha!
excellent! I love the frustrated pre-tantrum posture! *clicky-wick*
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op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:40,
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Heh
don't forget to check his headlights are correctly aligned.
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barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:41,
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*draws in air through teeth*
new bulbs need to be ordered from the Transformers home planet, that's going to take a few weeks, your radiator needs a new unicorn, they only come from the land before time, that's going to require an expedition to the centre of the Earth, funding applications for them take 6 months... you're going to be here for a while.
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Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:44,
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And those brake pads...
couldn't let you off the forecourt with a clear conscience mate.
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barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:45,
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*shakes head*
which cowboy have you had around here? This tree's almost out of pine fresh smell!
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Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:50,
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YOU DID MY LAST MOT YOU LARCENOUS BASTARD!!
aicmfp
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barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:58,
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*Destroys with mind cannon*
*leaves*
Bloody emission levels!
Gives me headaches.
:(
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XLVII How's my diving....?, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:42,
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the irony is
he transforms into a toast rack and is exempt from the M.O.T AND road tax!!
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Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Mon 26 Nov 2007, 11:56,
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