True, but
twinkies lead to hats
hats lead to scurvy
scurvy leads to grapefruit
grapefruit leads to a light sprinkling of snow
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 19:58, archived)

tch!
it's plums that lead to a light sprinkling of snow!
grapefruits lead to flasher macs
flasher macs lead to horse chestnuts
horse chestnuts lead to jeremy clarkson.
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:04, archived)

Oh how wrong you are.
You don't get to Clarkson via plums...nor macs.
For Clarkson its...

Crampons lead to smoothing
Smoothing leads to Balsa
Balsa leads to Cherries
Cherries leads to Clarkson

There's your fruit connection.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:08, archived)

cherries are a fine fruit, but my preferred route is
mango leads to leather
leather leads to pyramids
pyramids lead to egg and spoon races
egg and spoon races lead to Sting.

EDIT: having a relapse, bye all.
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 20:16, archived)