"I've had enough!*...


From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

( Mstandot, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:18, archived)

nice one, jolly northerner
'audi'
( Rotating Wobbly Hat bestrides all boards, like a Colossal Twat, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)

Good eve' sir.

( Mstandot, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)

Well, you can stop eating for a start

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)

I need chocolate now!
If you're a chocoholic, like me, never google chocolate bar!
( Mstandot, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)

Okay

( mediocre *canned laughter*, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)

Ever-'ning sah :)

Dairy Milk barely has enough 'chocolate' in it to deserve the name, nevermind kill the pooch!
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:19, archived)

yeah, but dogs are greedy bastards, innit
they'd probably manage to eat enough of it
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)

My dog once ate a whole packet of Penguins when he was a young 'un left alone in the car
Wrappers and all.
We only realised because he was wagging his tail hard enough to have his own percussion section, ears down. And we eventually found a tiny corner of the outer wrapper under one of the seats and checked for it in the shopping.
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)

i bet he was pooing out wrappers all week
like when my cat ate tinsel at christmas
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)

Shiny shit!

( Mstandot, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)

True.
I tried a lindt 85% cocoa bar once.
That nearly killed me!!
Fooking strong choccie!!!
( Mstandot, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)

i tried some raw cacao beans
tasted a bit manky
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:24, archived)

awww bless!!!!
and a valid animal welfare point too boot.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:21, archived)

are there any animals
apart from humans which can eat chocolate safely?
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:23, archived)

hippos.
shouldn't think the odd bar of turkish delight would trouble a hippo much.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)

yeah, but weight for weight?
what's the ld50 of turkish delights for hippos?
*hmmm... experimentises*
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)

it's of no matter
any amount is no trouble to a hippo.
chewing gum on the other hand causes all manner of problems if swallowed, by both humans and hippos, it tangles in your tummy tubes and strangles you from the inside. fact.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:38, archived)

Hahaha
That took me too long...
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)