Joking aside...
... there's a lot of depressed parrots in the jungle


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(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:22, archived)

Awww
For some reason, this reminds me of a pal from me old college who said if you fed birds some oats, they would expand inside of them and they would asplode.

I have yet to test this theory
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:25, archived)

I heard it was rice
Then I heard it with baking soda and bread.

I have tested the second, but to no avail.


Oh blissful school days =]
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)

Another one from same fella was that it's impossible to kick a pigeon
so he ran into a group of them, kicked out, and they flew away unscathed... except for one which went a bit limp : (
( McBadger Look over there, it's a Ferrari, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)

Ha
My brother's old flatmate used to be able to catch squirrels.

He was fast.

But he got his fingers bitten a few times =]
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)

My god, I've heard of him
And I thought it was just another of those urban myths
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)

Half man, half squirrel magnet.
He exists.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)

This boggles my mind
Along with people that could catch rabbits...it doesn't seem like humans could ever have been that capable/agile
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:35, archived)

He is all that is man
I have tried many a time to catch squirrels =[

If I got one, I would love him
And hug him
And feed him EEEEVERY daaay.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)

baking powder and vinegar soaked bread
should do the trick.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)

*resists urge*

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:29, archived)

on second thoughts
it'd just make them foam at the beak a bit, and have the daily mail banging on about rabid foreign birds illegally migrating here.
( god save the queen hardly ever original, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:32, archived)

OH GOD, YOU'RE MAKING IT MORE DIFFICULT TO RESIST =[

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:37, archived)

I heard it was dynamite...
...but maybe that's just me.
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)

no it was...
polyfilla
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)

This has no relevance here or anywhere
pown.alluc.org/?uid=1047
( The4thCrystal Wishes he was better at photographamising..., Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:59, archived)

It's true
If you feed birds some oats they explode

But if you feed them some other oats they don't

Welcome to the mysterious ways of oats
(Rhysickle Proudly going without a signature until... now, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)

don't know about oats
but there is that story about shaun ryder and the pigeons
( plentyofants can't start a fire without a spork, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)

I always heard it was baking soda to seagulls.
But never had the heart to test it.
( The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)

this
is fact.
(flamangathon is not local, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:46, archived)

in the 1700's oats did not exsist as a singular entity, only as a plural
its in johnsons dictionary, there is only a plural!
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:28, archived)

Like with peas,
except the other way around. It was "pease" as a mass until someone figured that there must be a single part and dropped the "s".
( oldpeopleinthecemetery, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:01, archived)

I just made a cheese and mustard sandwich, you know.
POLLY IS AN EX-PARROT.
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:26, archived)

well done, what kind of cheese did you use?

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:30, archived)

Emental.
:)
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:31, archived)

ooooh a nice twist! well cheesed that man!

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:33, archived)

Cheeser of the evening award!

( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:36, archived)

INDEED!
congratulations!
( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:47, archived)

IT HAS CLIMBED UP THE CURTAINRAIL AND JOINED THE CHOIR INVISIBULE

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:42, archived)

Surely it should be
parrots eat 'em all.
( NobbyNobody, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:27, archived)

Is that
a low polly?
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 21:39, archived)

A polygon.

( sundae_girl_2004 was a merchant of death, Wed 28 Nov 2007, 22:07, archived)