Impeccable Polar Bear is saddened by all this animal suicide

So he's drinking himself to an early grave!

From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

( XLVII How's my diving....?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:08, archived)

hahaha!!
nice..
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:10, archived)

I swear that bottle weren't floating last night!
It seamed fine to me!
:)
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:20, archived)

HUZZAH!
a new drinking partner!
( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:10, archived)

pfft
new drinking panther.

'what would you like to drink drinking panther?'

'hiss, miyoooow' *scratch attack*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:15, archived)

*turns to barman*
'A pint of Landlord, and a Stella for my drinking panther... and could you call an ambulance please?'

*falls down*
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:18, archived)

Floating wine!
;)
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:29, archived)

:D
It's due to the climate or something ..... maybe.
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 9:33, archived)