Faster!!! Dammit!"!


From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:16, archived)

haha!!
the driver behind will be for a nasty surprise!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)

he has aids?

( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)

hahaha

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)

pffft!

( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)

it's his own fault..

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)

tampering with animals always = AIDS
that is not a fact, but it is scientifically proven
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)

science?
BURN THE WITCH!!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:25, archived)

Hahaha
Stoooop!

Poor Geoffery.

:(

[ed] Wrong hole again :O
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:19, archived)

:(
I love Giraffes too much to witness this!
*averts eyes*
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:18, archived)

its ok...
no anime, the worst is left to your imagination

*worse*
( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:20, archived)

i choose to believe it is a giraffe skilled in the art of limbo

( cumquat may lemon lime and bitter disappointment, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)

I choose to picture him leaping the bridge, landing safely on the truck on the other side.
At least, that is the plan... sadly, while in mid-air, the giraffe is struck by the solitary fast moving train in the country, and doesn't actually hit the ground until the train arrives at Waverly Road Station, several hours later.
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:23, archived)

But because the train was testing out the new safety features,
the giraffe was caught on the new padding installed, and arrived safely having had a leisurely trip around the british countryside.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:28, archived)

Safe but a little confused as to what had just happened...
and why he was in Edinburgh...
( Sonic James Doom doesn't really want to teach anymore... oh well., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:32, archived)

Although, he did get the chance to meet a lovely scottish giraffe in the local zoo,
so after trying to kill himself, things started to look up :)
The end.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

:(
*cries*
But if he's dead, who will eat all our skin?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:22, archived)

Zombie Transformers

( Joe Scaramanga - One Week Left To SPONSOR ME: SEE MY PROFILE NOW!!!!!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:24, archived)

Bernard Matthews

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:26, archived)

i will...
*grabs knife and fork*
mmm-mm!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

They skin you with their teeth.
YOur knife and forks are the tesco value alternative!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 12:35, archived)

Faster dammit!
You certainly are churning them out today good sir!
Keep up the splendid work! Woo and all that!
( Sunburnt Tiger buy Space Captain Smith damnit!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 13:17, archived)