Me Want Pemgwin!!!


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(cityboydal is a first post failure, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:18, archived)

Why is your cupboard speaking?

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:21, archived)

Try using that as a chat-up line.


100% something guaranteed.
( wheelybird Paul's out of toilet paper - send donations, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:22, archived)

my best chat up line ever:
I was with my girlfriend and a few friends, I get up and go to the bar to order drinks, I sit on a bar stool and a tall blonde figure (who my brain registeres as my girlfriend) steps up to the bar behind me... I bend backwards in my seat so that I'm upside down and looking at her and say in a funny voice 'Hellllooooo Beautiful' and sit sit upright.

My brain takes a couple of moments to turn the face of the person I was looking at upside down and then registers that it is not infact my girlfriend, but some other blonde bit. I turn and she's wetting herself laughing at me and she says hello.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:27, archived)

Mums are kind like that:P

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:29, archived)

your's is
:p
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:34, archived)

The dirty filly!

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)

That's ace.
I think for me it would've been about ten (of shit, more like fourteen) years ago at a party after seeing Nine Inch Nails (look 'em up on youtube if you don't know the music, wee ones) in concert. There was this one young lady in particular who was quite taken by the music of Mr. Reznor & co., and made sure everyone knew it. She told the room in general (quite loudly in fact), "When I hear that song, I want to f*ck someone silly!" To which I was quick to jump up with my arm raised - schoolboy fashion - and shout out "I'm someone silly!"

The room went kinda quiet for a moment, and needless to say, I didn't get laid that night.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:44, archived)

HA HA HA
ace - we should set up a support group
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)

the new Intelligent Kitchen from Ikea
will kill then replace you.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:23, archived)

From Mother Russia is it?

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:25, archived)

yes
yes it is
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:35, archived)

Is that Jordan's blind kid?
You naughty man! guilty lol tho
( Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show 'n flaunt ya on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:41, archived)

...Ahh, the other senses improve to compensate...
..including hunger apparently.. He'd eat that, no questions belmed...
(Phlash, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 17:58, archived)