Poor wormy


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( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:48, archived)

*giggles*
Needs more ad infinitum
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)

hehe
yes, I considered that, but got a bit bored
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)

Don't blame you
Tis most woosome as is :)
( Mrs Trellis is returning to fuhldom, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)

arf
Are worms hermaphrodites?

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:50, archived)

not sure...
possibly...
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)

and so are slugs
... although I think the thing about both bits living when you chop them in half is an incorrectness, I think they both ultimately die do death in a short space of time.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:51, archived)

*rolls eyes*
they don't call you Prof for nothing.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)

they call me it because I tell them to
... and because I've yet to find a practical application for my intelligence.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)

Yep.
They die. THey just have very long death throws(is that how you spell it?) according to one S. Fry.
(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)

yes
I saw it on QI a while ago. They are essentially dead, it's the twitchy nerves that make them seem like they're still alive.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)

death throes? *googles*
edit: yes : dictionary.reference.com/browse/throes .
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)

Thank you, sir

(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:11, archived)

But you can slice a paramecium up the middle
and get two perfectly serviceable parameciums out of the deal.

If you're so inclined.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)

You mean pelargoniums
Two plants for the price of one!
/Charlie "Norks" Dimmock

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

Paramecia!

( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:09, archived)

Dammit!
I know you're right. Oops.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:16, archived)

I just wanted to know for sure so I could use the line
"in that case they can go fuck themselves" and mean it literally :)

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:54, archived)

yes - very good
you get 10 QI points
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:55, archived)

Which I shall probably lose during the next round
for stating the bleedin' obvious :)

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)

fingers on buzzers
what is Gil Scott Heron's father well know for?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)

Length of his cock.

(Mark3y needs to put some welly in to it, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:01, archived)

actually - that might be correct
Gil actually released a track which described his father's propensity to womanise... they lyrics being

'he's a legend in his own mind and, God's gift to women, on a day God wasn't giving up a thing.'
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:12, archived)

scottish footy

( Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:02, archived)

This

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:04, archived)

Yes -
well done... you both get 50 QI points
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)

*BIG SMILE*
that's right Debbil, he was the first black player to play for the Glagow Celtic's Soccer team
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:05, archived)

I'd say it's possibly a misunderstanding of this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annelid#Asexual_reproduction
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)

Wikipedia is just one big misunderstanding
overseen by sex pests and deviants
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:00, archived)

Haha
My friend complained that wikipedia listed The Pub Landlord as a "British Nationalist" when in reality he's a "Pub Landlord"

Needless to say, my friend is an idiot.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:08, archived)

wikitruth.org is a great webiste
and details how crap wikipedia really is:

www.wikitruth.info/
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:14, archived)

as long as the first seven segments from the head are still in one piece, the front part lives on
...I think
( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)

it's incredible to think
that worms can count to 7!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)

Fuck me a talking annelid!
woo
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:52, archived)

Doubled the bait
for fishing . . . thank you wormy !
( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:53, archived)

Yay!

...and I'll just slip this in here :)
( mofaha, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:56, archived)

That's lovely that is

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)

Aw...
=)
( Professor Kenny Martin Receiver of the world's first Marbleositing, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:59, archived)

haha woo!
and dammit :)
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:06, archived)

Have a pornbot dancing woman

(Dougal in Hull, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:57, archived)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 15:58, archived)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:07, archived)

that is ace.

(dudley Laughing at other peoples misfortune since, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 16:36, archived)

BIG LOL!!!
I missed this one! Great stuff indeed.
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 22:42, archived)