deep breath!....


From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

( HappyToast sorted on, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:49, archived)

"carla the elephant..."
that is most woosome, mr toast
( plentyofants thanks for the birthday card, internets people, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:50, archived)

She needs WOLF POWER

( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)

pulped yams

( Cockweasle Vile Emperor, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:55, archived)

WOFDCAP
incorporating AAAAAAAZ
( Watney Heckbulb uhnnnnnnnn has rice and pianos falling, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 8:20, archived)

Her head has now been pulled out..
..and..oh god..It has come out, only now it is small, white and smooth....
(annhialus is clicking ignore on himself on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 9:22, archived)

Her dunkbump mechanism has blown...
...There’s bloody vegetable gas everywhere!
(The Fat Envelope, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:04, archived)

Aren't we all
A bunch of fuck-wits, an elephant can no more fit it's head up it's arse, than we can lick our balls...
(Jimmy Jangle, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 15:12, archived)

thats sooooo good. you baastard
it's just soooo bloody good. !!!!
( KittyVomit LOOK AT ME! EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! I'M RAPING YOU!, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:51, archived)

Immense
as per usual
( koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:52, archived)

You
are a sick, sick man,
and that's why we love you!


( WiL is addicted to BestOfferBuy dot com, Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:54, archived)

very
clever
am
jealous
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 29 Nov 2007, 23:57, archived)

woo! top work

( pzyko is a whaler on the moon and carries a harpoon, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

You appear to be very skillful at this image manipulation lark
How dare you
( Jahled Abdul Alhazred, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 0:15, archived)

1elephant1trunk

(rogue sausage superfluous apostrophe pedagogue, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 11:27, archived)

so
envious
( Frumbert has no sig, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:15, archived)

...
Fatality!
(tehGaffer, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:04, archived)

hahahahaha

( HappyToast sorted on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)

hahaha
marvelous indeed
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)

if only it were so easy
woo!
( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 18:18, archived)

I have come out of hiding just to say
that this is the first post to have ever made me piss myself.
Not that it was piss mind you, just a bit of precum dribbling it's way out when I coughed from laughing too much.
This should at least indicate just how orgasmic the laughing experience was.

Now I'm off (to rub sticky stuff somewhere).
(nsp, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 5:34, archived)