Today is going SO slowly...


Story:

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hampshire/7118802.stm

From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

( Afinkawan www.folkon.co.uk, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:29, archived)

hahaha!!
me and captain pennis did LOL!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:33, archived)

Mary had a little lamb, she kept it in a bucket
'cause every time she let it out,
the big ram used to ____ __

put your entries on the back of a postcard, children
( cumquat may now with 20% less cum, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:37, archived)

mary had a little lamb, she could not stop it jumpin'
she took it up the garden path and kicked it's little rump in.....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:39, archived)

little rump in fucking cunt in
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:43, archived)

that too!!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:44, archived)

barge through the open door and piss in the sink?

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:40, archived)

no, but it does remind me of an unfortunate suprise party somebody gave for me

( cumquat may now with 20% less cum, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 12:45, archived)