From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:33, archived)

HAHAHA
winnah!
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)

How the...?
Are there 2 of them in there?

Yay!
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:34, archived)

I hear Gandi's in the ashtray:P

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)

along with John Lennon...
...or something
( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)

Imagine that!

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)

*shoots*

( Geoff the Clownfish MADAMA butterfly and the NAGASAKI MUSHROOM!, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:43, archived)

*leaves*

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)

*eats*

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)

along the M4
over the severn bridge
(pdjpdj, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)

Hahaha
Love it!

*click*

:D
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)

splendid

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:35, archived)

If I had a car and knew how to drive
I'd have that as my number plate.

Actually, even if I had a car and didn't know how to drive I might, but I imagine that knowing how to drive the car would be useful.

Woo image by the way.
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)

If I had a car and knew how to drive
I might consider giving you my car on which to place the aforementioned number plate.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)

That would be nice of you.
I'd have to make sure I knew how to drive, if I had your car.
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:49, archived)

obviously I would require marriage and some pies
assuming you could fulfill your end of the bargain, I would be happy to learn to drive, attain a decent level of expertise, and teach you to drive.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:52, archived)

What type of pies?

( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)

chicken preferrably

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:57, archived)

Hmmm,
deal.

I'll just find you a russian bride now.
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)

I can't speak russian
you'll have to suffice :)
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)

damn, now how am i going to get my whales in..?

( new_matt, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:36, archived)

Poke 'em on?

( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:39, archived)

haha
pikachu!
( new_matt, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)

I'm ashamed to say I laughed a lot at that

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:41, archived)

kids today. tsk tsk tsk


I feel dirty. Sorry PW
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:46, archived)

I always wondered why my teachers marked me off for using that.
You mean it was ME that was wrong all those years?
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:50, archived)

we got an email to the entire IT dept once
from a user asking why there were alot of words not in the MS Word spell-check dictionary
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)

Pfft.

( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)

I had a long debate with someone the other day.
They were claiming that 'as well as' was all one word. It ended with them saying "I'll prove to you that it is." It hasn't been brought up again since.
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:54, archived)

haha
they should of known better



*waits*
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:55, archived)

I'm really trying,
but it's making me feel wrong inside.
( Fluffy elephants stnahpele yffulF, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)

haha
the line of pedantic criticism has a steep fall on the other side
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:01, archived)

* wishes I had a handy SPANG graphic to brandish at you!

( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:00, archived)

hehehe
I've just written out a cheque for £512 for plumbing and tiling.

It has had the same effect
( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:02, archived)

ow, you poor shit.
I'll be dropping $4000 on a used truck soon.
I feel your pain.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 14:07, archived)

YAY for AbScrab!

( mutster101 is not the new Doctor Who, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:51, archived)

Fine, I missed a space!
Shoot me!
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:58, archived)

*loads*

( Griffy Savalas Become her drillosaur, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:59, archived)

You know how they get Pokemon in the pokeballs
A swift kick between the pokelegs...
( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)

Sex phrase in our house:
Poke a mons
( flatfrog I don't give a dern for spunk-water, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)

:)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:38, archived)

Lovely

(Pachey, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:40, archived)

The mother of all suspensions
Woo
( Jahled So boring, you'll pass out saying my name, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:44, archived)

Wonderful.

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 13:53, archived)