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From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)

Ha ha!
Seen a few takes on this. I like this one :)
( Collatallie Sisters, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)

Is he being done from behind?

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:21, archived)

no more than usual

( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)

Ohh yeaaah, baby!
Work it.
( Ttssattsr Hurry, potato delicious., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)

Bad emu!
Stop fucking the wall!
Haha most yay!
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:22, archived)

heh
I still imagine him dragging himself back to the house with his emu arm begging him for help.
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahhah!!!!
/feeling slightly evil now
(Cakie capable runt, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)

Hahaha!
If he brought it up there to help him fix it in the first place, then it's no wonder he died!
That emu is a troublemaker, it probably tripped him up or something.
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)

This was my first ever post on b3ta

see
(Cakie capable runt, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:31, archived)

Hahahahaha
Nice html, lady
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)

Oh, I get it!
Haha!
( The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)

The sloppily cut plastic covering
over the coaxial cable is making my teeth itch.
( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:23, archived)

it's not worth the effort
edit: any better?
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)

That brings back memories.....
In the late 70's/early80's I had an emu puppet, I got it taken off me because I was using it to bite my brother...it made me cr&
( Cockweasle, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:24, archived)

Crand?

( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)

haha yes, in laymans's terms it = crand

( Cockweasle, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)

crampersand
surely
( Gobfrey Shrdlu put his plans for world domination into effect on, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)

Crampersand = WIN
But why do I taste macdonalds? Hmm...
( ClanSoul lives in the penthouse, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:34, archived)

Hahahaha
*clicks like it's frosty*
( Jahled 1.1%er, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:25, archived)

he has the cold, dead eyes
of a muppet
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:29, archived)

hahahaha.
brilliant
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:33, archived)

hahahahaha
woo - {insert feeble lead pun here}
(i was playing the xbox earlier and he controller started going funny
- i looked down and the pup was chewing the fuckin cable!)
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:36, archived)

...and a click for you :)

( mofaha, Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:44, archived)

Hahaha
Absolashly smuting.
( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 30 Nov 2007, 22:48, archived)

Woo yay and houpla!
That's a perfect short story right there, told in one scene.
( Bee Nice |-|, Sat 1 Dec 2007, 6:40, archived)

haha!
great stuff
( lemonhead, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 23:04, archived)

haha...
excellent
( Flash_Bastard, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:03, archived)