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i hate my owner kill me now

From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:48, archived)

no its fucking not.
I refuse to be christmassy until christmas day.
Where i might not be.
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:49, archived)

SCROOGE

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)

I'm not christian anyway,
why should i celebrate?
( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)

Because you get to spend time with family!
presents.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)

Because Christmas is only the contemporary embodiment
of a festival that humanity has been celebrating for thousands of years.
( Grrrmachine : Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)

%SEASONS_GREETINGS, %FRIEND_OR_AQUAINTANCE

( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:00, archived)

If the pagan goddess Eostre can lend her name to a Christian festival
there's no reason why I shouldn't celebrate a secular midwinter festival with a Christian name
( emvee I wanna do bad things to you, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:15, archived)

it's begining to look a lot like christmas
c'mon sing along now
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)

NEVAH.

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)

you WILL sing along
and you will like it
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)

I'll get the cardboard guitar!

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)

i think he has died :'(
havn't seen him "busking" for a while now
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:54, archived)

NO!!!
*cries*
FIND HIS BODY AND TAKE MASSES OF PHOTOS. NOW.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:55, archived)

he has already cremated himself
guess the diet of bin food and cider wasn't doing it for him
(Brownpants A star sized pocket clock melts and bends in space, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)

Now you're just confusing me

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:02, archived)

you're allowed to be christmasy on christmas eve...
after all that is when all the presents are bought
(Cluster, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:47, archived)

Why an I looking at a picture of your Sky TV dog?

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)

decorated
for chrimbo silly lampshadehead dog
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)

Well why don't you ram a tree up its arse and strangle it with fairy lights then?

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:52, archived)

would
but she smells abit on account she dead
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)

Even better.
I'll get the shovel.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)

6 paces
from the weepin willow 10 paces north


X

marks the spot
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:55, archived)

Ok then.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)

Does it have the same trouble picking up Channel 4 +1 as I do?

( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)

not
if he cocks a leg

pffft
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:57, archived)

*giggles*
You said leg!
( riverghost blessed are the gleesmakers, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:14, archived)

you
said "giggles"
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:32, archived)

no, not yet.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)

in the words of the newsletter...
www.isitchristmas.com
:)
( brianftang www.twitter.com/brianftang, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:50, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:51, archived)

Thats useful

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:53, archived)

What about this?
www.isitchristmas.com/
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:55, archived)

Was there a point in that?

( Caewan SIDEWAYS ICECREAMS YOU <3, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)

i clicked
4 times
silly me
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:00, archived)

Yes.
Comic amusement.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:03, archived)

Admit it, you were trying to horse-roll us, and fucked up the link.

( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:09, archived)

Nope, if I was going to horse you, I'd do this
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses
That way you'd all think "Hmm...there's something funny about that link" and click it, and get horsed anyway.
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:18, archived)

Er.
No. I would mouseover and think "Hmmm...the horse again, eh? Not today, thanks, Hitler!" because I always think like a 40's nightwatchman.
( The Alchemist when someone asks if you are a god, you say 'YES'!, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:21, archived)

Uhuh.
www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:25, archived)

wah
my eyes/ears/brain hurt
(Cluster, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:49, archived)

suicidal animal comp?

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 13:56, archived)

fearit

( lordsaccharine my hat it has three cornets toot toot toot, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:09, archived)

"click"
i licks this
(De ExE nom nom nom nom, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:25, archived)

hahahahahaha
satellite dish dog ftw!
( Zank Frappa Dahmer Llama Karma Drama!, Sun 2 Dec 2007, 14:18, archived)