Salmon suicide


From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

(Westude, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:41, archived)

NOT ENOUGH
BEAR PHALLUYS.,
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:43, archived)

OH, YOU WANT BEARDICK?
BEARDICK IS EXPENSIVE YOU KNOW
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:45, archived)

€SEVENTEEN/
FINAL BID.
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:49, archived)

Is this you?
pown.alluc.org/?uid=431
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:46, archived)

YSE
BOOBS ETc.
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:49, archived)

HAY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:52, archived)

oh my.
 
Speaking of lastmeasure, this is a new level of japery (to me, anyway)..
sam.zoy.org/lmos/

not that I know anybody I could inflict this on.
Okay maybe one guy but I probably couldn't get near his computer.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:58, archived)

What's loopback?
And pooped? And pillowfight?
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:06, archived)

well either you could go to lastmeasure.com and find out or you could read this.
 
meta.uncyclomedia.org/wiki/UnSource:Wikipedia_BJAODN/Shock_site#Last_Measure
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:17, archived)

just saw this link, too.
 
pown.alluc.org/?uid=196
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:39, archived)

pown.alluc.org/?uid=113
( Cockweasle http://b3nn3tt.mybrute.com, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 3:28, archived)

I can't help but sing along with that.
 
"Whack that kitty, whack it, whack it, whack that kitty, whack it, whack it.."
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 4:12, archived)

Unspawned !

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:48, archived)

i wish salmon
was pronounced phonetically.
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 1:58, archived)

you try askin' for saulmon in the shops, you'll get yer blardy 'ead kicked in

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:00, archived)

real-life meets b3ta experiment #341...
"starting a fight over the pronunciation of salmon"
( Sunshine Elephant, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:04, archived)

IT'S FACKIN' SAWLMOWN YOU CAAAAAAAAAAAANT

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:15, archived)

Say moon mooze.
Urk!
*dies*
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:18, archived)

Darling..
you didn't use.. canned salmon, did you?
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:23, archived)

nyom nyom nyom!

( Tribs is out of chocolate on, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:00, archived)

:D
Nite B3ta!
( XLVII How's my diving....?, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:04, archived)

Be a sport and swim thru the soyasauce first.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:07, archived)

That is strangely erotic

( broadsword likes breasts, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 2:24, archived)

i watched salmon die a couple of months ago.
one of the trails i ride is beside a river they spawn in.
( postbear is creepy and old and gross, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 6:05, archived)