another worm suicide..
small worms are innocent to the harsh realities of minge flavours..



From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

( knockear I haven't done the sex in an ear since, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:22, archived)

Many, many plus points for "Aunt Mabel's fanny"
Minus points for "Fucksocks"
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:24, archived)

I know "fucksocks" is used a lot
but it's such a good word.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:25, archived)

nah
I'm tired of it.

So there. :D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:26, archived)

Hot Piss!

* is another good one!
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:29, archived)

"When I get home I like to sit down to
a nice cup of Hot Piss"
( petehix is selling his laptop: http://tinyurl.com/yh7bf9x, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:31, archived)

That's nice for you love...

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:32, archived)

\o/

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:33, archived)

*slurp*

( petehix is selling his laptop: http://tinyurl.com/yh7bf9x, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

*burp*

( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:43, archived)

I may have to nick that if the Fat Homs ever release anything.
Although the lads at the moment want to call us Hairy, Beardy, Busty and The Monk.


I know.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:34, archived)

It's not mine...

it's Weeble & Bobs...
_
( Wobbly Bloke has a massive fart brewing on, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:47, archived)

On a personal level; I don't like it.
I prefer 'Flangemat'
(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:27, archived)

How about
Wankburgers?
( Green Spanner has legs that produce tick pheromones, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:33, archived)

Good, but not AS good.

(monkdagola new website: see profile 4 nutritional information, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:39, archived)

point taken
A more creative approach would have been better - agreed :)


( knockear I haven't done the sex in an ear since, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:35, archived)

why the pink comic sans?
Why? Why do you hate me? Is it me, isn't it? But I'll change. This time. I promise.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:37, archived)

Why is it a slow worm, then suddenly and earthworm?

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:35, archived)

More to the point, why do you care?

( Master Of Turnips. In the arena of logic I fight unarmed, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:37, archived)

Even more to the point, why do you care?

(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:40, archived)

If he replies to this with the same, that's just sad.

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

I like reptiles

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:40, archived)

can you fix my washing machine then?
and howdy?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:41, archived)

Sorry, I only do dishwashers
And hi
( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:44, archived)

I used to be a dishwasher
But I don't want you to do me.
( Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 16:57, archived)