Spikey strapped on the bog brush handle and
waited for the cleaner to arrive. He was clean round
the bend by the time he died.


From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

(Westude, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 21:34, archived)

water way to go

( mutster101 fell over, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 21:36, archived)

*spang*
But surely a squirming hedgehog would remove 50% more grime and dirt than a conventional toilet brush...

To the patent office!
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 21:37, archived)

Oh, you're clearly flushed with puns,Sir

( Mstandot Trying to worm his way back in, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 21:38, archived)

bowled over with them

( mutster101 fell over, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 21:40, archived)

They're driving me round thu bend

( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 21:43, archived)

i'm going to have to in cistern you stopping that right now

( mutster101 fell over, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 21:49, archived)

i can't toilet-rate these puns anymore

( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 22:11, archived)

what the hell?
ive never seen a rough bum loofah with a handle before!
WOO!
( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 21:36, archived)

It's a real bastard
trying to get the lumps of shit off the spines afterwards.
( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 21:36, archived)

Poor Spikey!
:(
( Jahled 1.1%er, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 21:38, archived)

Haha!
Want.
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 21:38, archived)

Awwww
but that's nothing!

( mediocre FISTING FULL THROTTLE, Mon 3 Dec 2007, 21:45, archived)