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From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:18, archived)

Hahahaha
Alternatively he could just change colour to look like Jimmy Carr:)
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:19, archived)

i wish i'd thought of that

( god save the queen hardly ever original, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)

Well it's better to have your own brand dartboard
Than your own brand Jimmy carr:P

EDIT: Admittedly both are big and round.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)

you deserve more than your BFH for that
woo!
( kingsuperspecial is a Barbie horse, I have my own shower of course., Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:19, archived)

very nice :)

(Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)

nicely done
:)
(DaveyDoodlebug is a doodley bugger, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:35, archived)

i love this
remember it i do yessss
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 18:35, archived)

haha :)

( prodigy69 uncle 2.0, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)

I like this
I learnt recently that chameleons don't actually change colour to camoflage themselves.
I was a bit gutted, it's like when you found out Santa wasn't real.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:23, archived)

What are you trying to say about santa?
*blinks back tears*
( Barbarossa WTF is it with apples lately? My lips are on fire!, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)

Sorry,
I misspelt 'Satan'.

*phew*
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:33, archived)

QI?
They do change colour though.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:34, archived)

probably, or the QI book.
Yup, but it's more mood-related.

Are there any genuine colour-changing-for-camo animals?

Ooooh, pretty chameleon:
science.howstuffworks.com/animal-camouflage2.htm

EDIT: Oh, cuttlefish do.
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:39, archived)

I think squid can get lighter or darker..

( ClanSoul http://www.clansoul.com/community/, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:40, archived)

Humans do
They just use clothing to achieve that effect.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:41, archived)

yes but that's cheating somewhat.
(yes I know our intelligence is genetic etc etc etc...)
( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:46, archived)

Well you didn't stipulate!

( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:47, archived)

much as I like QI
it's full of shit!
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:42, archived)

explain.

( chenobble GSV Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:44, archived)

everything is to set up traps for Alan Davies
half the time they don't even give a right answer and often it's "facts" along the lines of "paedophiles share more genes with crabs than humans, there's no scientific evidence..." i.e. one person has claimed something so the thing that everyone knows is true might not be. For example, the chinese invented golf.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:47, archived)

I remember from an interview with Stephen Fry that most of the questions are sent in
The are then investigated by their team of researchers but if you'd like to back your information with fact I'd be most interested to see it.
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 18:09, archived)

it would involve too much typing
and I'm off now.
Night night.
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 18:13, archived)

fucking hell!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCgtYWUybIE

(an octopus)
( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:46, archived)

hmmm.
didn't know that. they're more like cuttlefish, really.
( The Alchemist robots: everywhere, eating old people's medicine, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:41, archived)

This is awesome
In sort of related news, some poor love's gone and chucked themselves in from on a train at Tring station, and the fuzz have closed it all off.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)

Well a) If I was in Tring I'd have jumped in front of a train ages ago
and b) if the police had the power to close Tring down why didn't they do it before?!:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:33, archived)

You've never been to Tring.

It's a lovely place, full of posh bastards who are obviously too upper class to pick up their dogshit.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:35, archived)

How do you know I haven't been to Tring!
As it happens I've just got back from there. I love the station I have to admit, no security cameras so I can quite literally get away with murder:P
( riverghost Discomeats likes pies, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:38, archived)

heh
thats top class!
(DaveyDoodlebug is a doodley bugger, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:35, archived)

Ha ha ha
I like it.




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(Pachey, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:40, archived)

cool banana!
take a woo:

( Wasp Box is your next PM, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:41, archived)

great thinking.

( Sunshine Elephant, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:42, archived)

hell yes
This is fuckin great!
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Tue 4 Dec 2007, 17:53, archived)