I forgot I even had this one (a pea).......


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( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Wed 5 Dec 2007, 0:40, archived)

pawtedoes, shirley?
damn those nautical cats!
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 0:46, archived)

and those wannabe ginger cats!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples "Shit in my Gritz! Folks 'round here got 5 toes!", Wed 5 Dec 2007, 0:51, archived)

my new kitty is black and white
it's also doing my tits in, whining to go out. i only got it today, so i'm keeping it inside for a few days. if i can cope with the meowing.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 0:59, archived)

Awwww, kitty!
My cat threw up on my parents bed today. HE'S A GOOD CAT.
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:00, archived)

that's a good trick!
i'd take it round to my parent's house to throw up on their bed, but my mum is asthmatic.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:01, archived)

Ow, so she's not allowed to breathe in kitty puke :(

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:02, archived)

cat hair makes her wheeze
and she doesn't like animals unless they're cooked and served with veg and gravy.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:04, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
 
OMG PICS PLZ
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:05, archived)

did you mean
pics of kitty?
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:08, archived)

of course!
 


Tuxedo cats rule.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:17, archived)

i have no pics of kitty
i have no camera and i've had kitty for 7 hours.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:19, archived)

THEN DRAW :D

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:34, archived)

i will tomorrow
i don't have the energy or patience tonight, meowing kitty is pissing me off.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:36, archived)

well it is just a little kittycat.
 
www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kittycat
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 2:05, archived)

pfff!
that actually does look like my catface!
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 2:15, archived)

AND I MIAOW MIAOW MIAOW, AND I MIAOW MIAOW MIAOW

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 2:18, archived)

no more miaows!
one cat's worth of noise is enough!
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 2:23, archived)

*Chuckle*

(Master of Fuckwittery and Bollocks last shat in your soul on, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:07, archived)

HERE, AS YOU HAVE A KITTY, I SHALL SHARE MY BALLOOM.
HE WANTS A FRIEND.

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 0:59, archived)

kitty balooms!
my cat is called bella, but i intend to change its name to catface forthwith.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:00, archived)

My mate has a cat called Cuntface.
His parents just call it Face. :D
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:01, archived)

i had a mouse called smackhead
it lived in a goldfish bowl. the goldfish lived in a vimto lollipops jar.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:03, archived)

HAHA! You what?!
Crazy woman.
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:04, archived)

we got the bowl with fish from a fair
naturally, they died after about a week. we then got the mouse from my brother's friend and, as it couldn't climb up the slippery plastic sides of the goldfish bowl, we let it live in there. then when we unexpectedly got more fish, the only thing we had to put them in was the lollipops jar. they seemed quite happy in there.
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:07, archived)

 

 
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:04, archived)

CAN BALLOOM BORROW ONE OF THEM?
FOR FUN AND GOODTIMES?
( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:06, archived)

ocelots
are all about the goodtimes
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:09, archived)

Dirty little blighters.

( Ttssattsr WERFS FLAMMEN, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:15, archived)

they're the sluts
of the animal kingdom
( Smash Monkey welcome to the jungle, dickhead, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:16, archived)

Glub . . .
glub . . . glub . . . bubbles . . .
( Valin That that is that . . . is that . . ., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 0:59, archived)