Panda Suicide


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From the Animal Suicides challenge. See all 307 entries (closed)

( Hellzapoppin formerly tzambissamo, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:31, archived)

My b3ta cherry is officially popped :-P
Not bad for a noob
*ducks for cover*
( Hellzapoppin formerly tzambissamo, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:33, archived)

You didn't fuck up - have a slice of pineapple.
:)
( Ttssattsr perpetual backache of the damned, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:34, archived)

OW :o

( MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS COMING SOON?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 4:08, archived)

fucked to death?
i'm not sure if that counts as suicide, but it's the way i'd like to go!
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:35, archived)

More along the lines of
they're fucking at last but the species is doomed. Specuicide...?
( Hellzapoppin formerly tzambissamo, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:37, archived)

Incase it's not
amazingly obvious, the rather well hung chap panda is supposed to be wearing a condomn. Boom boom!
( Hellzapoppin formerly tzambissamo, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:39, archived)

oof! silly panda!
as i've said before, if people ate them, someone would come up with a way to make them breed.
( Smash Monkey do fuck off, davina, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:42, archived)

Indeed!
 

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:55, archived)

uncle sam sodomising a bear
i think we can all see the parallels with real life here
( sock is sock, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:56, archived)

context:
www.b3ta.com/board/5816267
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 2:09, archived)

I remember that fondly

( hanke a face like refried murder, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 2:27, archived)

i don't really get it, sorry
is that a pencil he's putting into the other panda's anus?

for the record, the file size is fine however you might wanna use .jpgs or .gifs cos the CFB is huge in file size but low on actual size
( sock is sock, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:39, archived)

Yeah, it's not the clearest
They're supposed to be fucking but but the guy is using a condom. The I had to shrink the images so it kinda lost it's resolution.
Supposed to be a joke about how pandas don't breed in captivity...

And thanks for file tip, I'll keep it in mind for future attempts :-D
( Hellzapoppin formerly tzambissamo, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:43, archived)

ah ok i can see it now
he has a penis in the shape of cleopatra's needle
( sock is sock, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:45, archived)

Infertile injection of lead . . . lead to rejection . . .
perhaps infection . . . you can lead a panda to . . . another story . . .
( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:49, archived)

you can lead a panda to erection
but don't hold your breath for conception
( sock is sock, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 1:52, archived)

Lead on !

( Valin Eschewing parts by the unit part . . ., Wed 5 Dec 2007, 2:00, archived)