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[challenge entry] Albert had been waving his flag frantically all morning at passing Imperial patrols


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(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:07, archived)
# He does look a little tired

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Looks more smug to me.
Like a meerkat version of Smug Bastard.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:21, archived)
# That's why
he's holding a picture of a croissant
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)
# hahaha!

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Oh no!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebel_Alliance
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)
# It looks like
the silhouette of a flid in a canoe
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
*wipes tea from monitor*
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)
# I see a little silhoutto of a flid
scaramouche scaramouche
His arms are too short to tango
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Thunderbolts and lightening are quite frightening to special people as well.
/worked in a mental home
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Hello lover
How's you? I'm getting very close to a 20k post so being choosey with my replies for a while ;)
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:35, archived)
# There's always gaz
And I'm fine, ta- buuuuuuusy day at work so I'm just catching my breath now.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Well deserved b3tabreak :)
I'm off in about 5 minutes
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Ahhhhh, very lucky for some!
I reckon I've got about 20 minutes to go.

You know, my new diary is FUCKING AWESOME. It's got stag heads on it.


I really have nothing to say. I'm such a boring person.

How've you been, 'licious?
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Good ta
Today I have a new notebook with a lighthouse on it, a new portable DVD player and some nosferatu false teeth. Been quite a day.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:42, archived)
# False teeth? Why?
I've got caps for having the vampire teeth. They're well realistic.

Well, they are wherever they've got to. I have lost them :-(

You can get Tesco value DVD players for £18 now- I don't know why I bother buying ANYTHING.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:44, archived)
# I'm going to the work's Xmas party as Nosferatu
My portable DVD player is a Philips and it looks like a Breville Toasted Sandwich maker
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Does it make toasted sandwiches too?
They're top dollar.

My DVD player is a Sony, and it looks like a DVD player.

Are you going to do the Paul Whitehouse racing tips?
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Paul Whitehouse what now?
I have to run me dear - bus is coming to whisk me home!

tra *mwah*
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:48, archived)
# *mwa*
and for when you get home- the fast show, he does a Nosferatu thing where he give racing tips and then says 'monster monster'.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:49, archived)
# I'm just crowbarring my way in here to say hello to you two
Hello




5
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Hello me lovely :) x

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:49, archived)
# HELLO!
EDIT- bah, now I have to leave. *grope*

Byeeeee!
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Arf!

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Oh no!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek

;P
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Hahaha
The pilots might have been tempted by a tasty croissant though:

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)
# hahahaha

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:31, archived)
# The guy on the left...
...looks like he'd rather be at home playing solitaire.
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Jonathon Woss...?


* gets coat
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:33, archived)
#

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Can I put this on twob?

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Absolutely :)

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 18:29, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 18:06, archived)
# that's a funny looking ewok :D
woopic

in other news. www.kittywigs.com does exactly what it says on the tin.



apologies if glasscock. couldn't find it on glassco.cx
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)
# haha >.<

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
You have got to be shitting me!
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
Electric blue ftw!
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Hahahaha

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)
# how long
would that stay on a cat's head, i wonder?
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)
# i imagine the kitties in the photos are hammered
champagne on their golden grahams!
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)
# how odd
i am just watching that, and heard that phrase not two minutes ago
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)
# this is an outrage!

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)
# bashful blonde FTW!!!
hahaha what a find!!
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)
# YES!
www.b3ta.com/board/7840318

It still needed to be brought to more people's attention I think. I like the pink one best
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)
# It's so delightfully daft
Rob should put it in the newsletter, I reckon
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)
# sort of reminds me of this....
CATPRIN:TAILOR OF CAT/


(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)
# hehe, yes
humiliated cats are the funnay
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:30, archived)
# I think that the expression says it all

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:31, archived)
# It's got that look of 'im going to shit in your headphones for this'

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:34, archived)
# hahaha yes

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Now that really is rather daft
wow
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:31, archived)
#
I congratulate you on the entrance of you to "the school of a sacred cat" which we want to tell to your cat. All the cats that can be stylishly dressed well in the "CAT PRIN sailor color" which is the uniform of this school are suitable to the student of "the school of a sacred cat." If a sailor color is worn, a cat will disguise itself wisely! Since it can equip on a piece of Velcro, attachment and detachment are easy!




(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:36, archived)
# This dialogue has me in stitches.

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:43, archived)
# lots more here...
CATPRIN:TAILOR OF CAT/
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Yeah, that's what I'm reading
'I am the feeling which became a daughter'


And this one's just killed me. Silent shaky work laughter

'Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here.'
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:48, archived)
# More fun
when it's been lolinated

lolinator.com/lol/www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/

I think I need therapy....
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 18:20, archived)
# DOCTOR DYSLEXIA put the sexy in dyslexia
I think you'll find
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 18:46, archived)
# what happened to its ears?
as if the clothes aren't disturbing enough...
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:51, archived)
# blue for me
how do we start a poll?
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)
# It seems we can't anymore
:(
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)
# all the associated b3ta stuff
dying around us
first glassco.cx
then the aidansamuel polls
what next?
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)
# It's mad isn't it....
I dread to think what's next.
Has anyone else seen if stats is working?

/been on 222 posts the last 3 days!
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Cocx isn't dead, is it?
It seems to be working...
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:50, archived)
# as long as you don't want anything from the last month or so

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Aren't they borked?

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)
# aw :(

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I thought you might like this......
www.b3ta.com/links/140691
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Aye, that I do.

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 18:19, archived)
# wheee!

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Haha
 \o/
~~~~~

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)
# it makes cats sexier

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)
# the blue one is rather sexy though,
I really can't decide if I'd rather go out on a date with her or the pink one
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:38, archived)
# bless! :)

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Silly Meerkat

(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Yay
Tha's aces!
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)
# woo!
flag cock
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)
# That is rather spiffing!
what what
(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 18:43, archived)