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[challenge entry] Albert had been waving his flag frantically all morning at passing Imperial patrols

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(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:07, archived)
# He does look a little tired
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:09, archived)
# Looks more smug to me.
Like a meerkat version of Smug Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:21, archived)
# That's why
he's holding a picture of a croissant
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse flat pack cat flap, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Oh no!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebel_Alliance
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)
# It looks like
the silhouette of a flid in a canoe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse flat pack cat flap, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)
# pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!
*wipes tea from monitor*
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:28, archived)
# I see a little silhoutto of a flid
scaramouche scaramouche
His arms are too short to tango
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:30, archived)
# Thunderbolts and lightening are quite frightening to special people as well.
/worked in a mental home
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Hello lover
How's you? I'm getting very close to a 20k post so being choosey with my replies for a while ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:35, archived)
# There's always gaz
And I'm fine, ta- buuuuuuusy day at work so I'm just catching my breath now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:35, archived)
# Well deserved b3tabreak :)
I'm off in about 5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:39, archived)
# Ahhhhh, very lucky for some!
I reckon I've got about 20 minutes to go.

You know, my new diary is FUCKING AWESOME. It's got stag heads on it.


I really have nothing to say. I'm such a boring person.

How've you been, 'licious?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Good ta
Today I have a new notebook with a lighthouse on it, a new portable DVD player and some nosferatu false teeth. Been quite a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:42, archived)
# False teeth? Why?
I've got caps for having the vampire teeth. They're well realistic.

Well, they are wherever they've got to. I have lost them :-(

You can get Tesco value DVD players for £18 now- I don't know why I bother buying ANYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:44, archived)
# I'm going to the work's Xmas party as Nosferatu
My portable DVD player is a Philips and it looks like a Breville Toasted Sandwich maker
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Does it make toasted sandwiches too?
They're top dollar.

My DVD player is a Sony, and it looks like a DVD player.

Are you going to do the Paul Whitehouse racing tips?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Paul Whitehouse what now?
I have to run me dear - bus is coming to whisk me home!

tra *mwah*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:48, archived)
# *mwa*
and for when you get home- the fast show, he does a Nosferatu thing where he give racing tips and then says 'monster monster'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:49, archived)
# I'm just crowbarring my way in here to say hello to you two
Hello




5
(Pachey, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Hello me lovely :) x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:49, archived)
# HELLO!
EDIT- bah, now I have to leave. *grope*

Byeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse flat pack cat flap, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:32, archived)
# Oh no!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geek

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Hahaha
The pilots might have been tempted by a tasty croissant though:
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:31, archived)
# The guy on the left...
...looks like he'd rather be at home playing solitaire.
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:31, archived)
# Jonathon Woss...?


* gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:58, archived)
# Can I put this on twob?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul what is your favourite pokémon and why. tell me, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Absolutely :)
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 18:29, archived)
# YES!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 18:06, archived)
# that's a funny looking ewok :D
woopic

in other news. www.kittywigs.com does exactly what it says on the tin.



apologies if glasscock. couldn't find it on glassco.cx
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:10, archived)
# haha >.<
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
You have got to be shitting me!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:13, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
Electric blue ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul what is your favourite pokémon and why. tell me, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:15, archived)
# how long
would that stay on a cat's head, i wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)
# i imagine the kitties in the photos are hammered
champagne on their golden grahams!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:20, archived)
# how odd
i am just watching that, and heard that phrase not two minutes ago
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)
# this is an outrage!
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)
# bashful blonde FTW!!!
hahaha what a find!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from Townsville, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:17, archived)
# YES!
www.b3ta.com/board/7840318

It still needed to be brought to more people's attention I think. I like the pink one best
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)
# It's so delightfully daft
Rob should put it in the newsletter, I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)
# sort of reminds me of this....
CATPRIN:TAILOR OF CAT/

(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)
# hehe, yes
humiliated cats are the funnay
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:30, archived)
# I think that the expression says it all
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:31, archived)
# It's got that look of 'im going to shit in your headphones for this'
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:34, archived)
# hahaha yes
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:37, archived)
# Now that really is rather daft
wow
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Kitab al-Azif, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:31, archived)
#
I congratulate you on the entrance of you to "the school of a sacred cat" which we want to tell to your cat. All the cats that can be stylishly dressed well in the "CAT PRIN sailor color" which is the uniform of this school are suitable to the student of "the school of a sacred cat." If a sailor color is worn, a cat will disguise itself wisely! Since it can equip on a piece of Velcro, attachment and detachment are easy!



(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:36, archived)
# This dialogue has me in stitches.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:43, archived)
# lots more here...
CATPRIN:TAILOR OF CAT/
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Yeah, that's what I'm reading
'I am the feeling which became a daughter'


And this one's just killed me. Silent shaky work laughter

'Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here.'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:48, archived)
# More fun
when it's been lolinated

lolinator.com/lol/www.petoffice.co.jp/catprin/english/

I think I need therapy....
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 18:20, archived)
# DOCTOR DYSLEXIA put the sexy in dyslexia
I think you'll find
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 18:46, archived)
# what happened to its ears?
as if the clothes aren't disturbing enough...
(libbyloo <insert cool quote and pretend I came up with it>, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 19:51, archived)
# blue for me
how do we start a poll?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:24, archived)
# It seems we can't anymore
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII can't see any images hosted on b3ta server :(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)
# all the associated b3ta stuff
dying around us
first glassco.cx
then the aidansamuel polls
what next?
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:29, archived)
# It's mad isn't it....
I dread to think what's next.
Has anyone else seen if stats is working?

/been on 222 posts the last 3 days!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII can't see any images hosted on b3ta server :(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:40, archived)
# Cocx isn't dead, is it?
It seems to be working...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:50, archived)
# as long as you don't want anything from the last month or so
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Aren't they borked?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul what is your favourite pokémon and why. tell me, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)
# aw :(
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)
# I thought you might like this......
www.b3ta.com/links/140691
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Aye, that I do.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul what is your favourite pokémon and why. tell me, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 18:19, archived)
# wheee!
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Haha
 \o/
~~~~~
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul what is your favourite pokémon and why. tell me, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)
# it makes cats sexier
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:27, archived)
# the blue one is rather sexy though,
I really can't decide if I'd rather go out on a date with her or the pink one
(I helped save b3ta! Cockweasle, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:38, archived)
# bless! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:11, archived)
# Silly Meerkat
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:16, archived)
# Yay
Tha's aces!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII can't see any images hosted on b3ta server :(, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:22, archived)
# woo!
flag cock
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 17:26, archived)
# That is rather spiffing!
what what
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre approves, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 18:43, archived)