Perhaps something like this.


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(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:32, archived)

:D

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:35, archived)

Oh no!
A flying spaghetti monster / building air proximity incident and an opportunistic giraffe!

Calamity!
( in vino veritas, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:35, archived)

this is the new Longleat feeding strategy
make them hunt for their food, as in nature, and keep them interested. Sure, they may have to learn lockpicking and housebreaking but it keeps them stimulated.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat spare him his life from this monstrosity, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:37, archived)

i wanted to stimulate the geeraffs

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:39, archived)

what?
hahahah.

/spegetti
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:35, archived)

use a fucking fork!!!!!!
=D
( Cockweasle, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:36, archived)

now THAT'S the reason for the season

( Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:37, archived)

Hahahaha what?
I don't understand this, but it makes me laugh like a silly person.
( The Hedgehog From Hell www.facejuggler.com, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:37, archived)

Spag-hetti!
That Giraffe is saving the universe from the seeping mass of pasta that threatens to consume mankind!

Incidentally I had pasta for dinner. It was tortellini rather than spaghetti though.

*checks time*

Is it that time already? G'night B3ta!
( Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:38, archived)

The original monster nest . . .

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 5 Dec 2007, 23:42, archived)

SHIT yes.
 
Woo, and yay!
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 0:44, archived)