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From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

(LazyBastard, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)

Rudolph
in the Doll Assembly Room
with the Carving Knife
( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:52, archived)

Oh and why does santa bleed raspberry sauce?

( chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:54, archived)

There's the ectoplasm of Christmas on his hooves...
Filthy murdering reindeer scum...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:54, archived)

Santa's dead
he's in my bed
I'm raping his cold dead anus...

Hang on, I might have got that wrong.
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 11:59, archived)

So
He's a stiff then?
( shrinking man We've got lumps of it round the back, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:01, archived)

you warmed it up first?

( Mighty Nibus SHUT UP YOU NOISY FUCKING GREEKS, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:01, archived)

No it's just that I was intending to mount
his post mortem priapic prick, but I appear to have inadvertantly penetrated him. It's a fucking disgrace.
( Wasp Box www.waspbox.com/royal-family-calendar.htm, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)

your anal alliteration is alarming yet appropriate

( gravytrain, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:07, archived)

i hate it when that happens.

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:08, archived)

*rapes*

( Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:07, archived)

Repost...
so I'll slot it in here...


(Leoricx, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 13:10, archived)

nice snow effect there!
:D
( op op op op op largely very dangerouse, Thu 6 Dec 2007, 12:12, archived)