New cards for Emos at Xmas


From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:19, archived)

drowning only please
razor blades leave a real mess and that's just selfish
( gravytrain, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:20, archived)

That's what hot baths are for, silly

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:21, archived)

is it?
aw
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:23, archived)

Well so I've been told
I don't own a bath
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:25, archived)

Poo! Poo! You smell of poo!

( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:31, archived)

how about
grating yourself to death?

( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:21, archived)

Doesn't seem to have worked for Joe Pasquale

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:22, archived)

In any country, not just Russia
joe pasquale grates you!
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)

Hah, this

btw, who is Henry?
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)

henry the hoover
ivesb loves him
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:37, archived)

shaddup!

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)

don't deny your love

( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:43, archived)

nah
someone still has to deal with the bloated body

immersing yourself in a vat of acid or molten steel - that's the most polite way to shuffle off
( Gruffi Savalas This user is under construction, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:22, archived)

ahh molten steel
just like the terminator, now that's a way to go
( gravytrain, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:25, archived)

hooray! i found some more too.
clickbiggety, etc.




( grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)

Awww.... that's lully.
You gay.
( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:29, archived)

smashing
you really area a wealth of strangeness
( bilbobaileybarneybobs @bilbobarneybobs- tweet tweet!, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:29, archived)

a profit margin of intangibility

( gravytrain, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)

A bank account of weird.

( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:33, archived)

hahaha
i like these, you should approach a card company.

i suggest
www.paperhouse.co.uk/faqs.php
as a start.

good luck and remember, i want 5% of all profits from sales. ;D
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)

awww.....
I want THAT parasite
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:32, archived)

ha ha ha ha !
dangerous dances !
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:40, archived)

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:27, archived)

hahaha

( gravytrain, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:29, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

( A Vagabond his uzi weighs a ton, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:30, archived)

Pfffft
:)
( XLVII ♥, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:34, archived)

what Captain Vagabond said!
*clickificates*
( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:37, archived)

God, this is worse than I remember!

:)
( XLVII ♥, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:28, archived)

That's brilliant!

( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:29, archived)

hahaha

( gravytrain, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:34, archived)

heheheheheehee
eh?
( Barbarossa You'll only know I've left when I don't come back, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)

hohohoho
my chubby fingers seem to have mistakenly slapped the wrong Reply button again
( gravytrain, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:45, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha
oh god
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:31, archived)

I take it the ride ends rather quickly and they all fall into the arms of their emo freinds to discuss why they tried to do it?

( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:39, archived)

I hope they continue to circulate the track
till they go smelly and limbs start dropping off actually!

:P
( XLVII ♥, Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:53, archived)

HUZZAH!

( Sir Pigeon Nipples ... Hitler invented rice ..., Fri 7 Dec 2007, 11:35, archived)