monsieur,
wiz zeez pigeon neeples you're reely zpoiling uz!
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:00, archived)

*chocolate-coats embassy*
*burns ambassador*
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Sat 8 Dec 2007, 1:02, archived)