one for the contest


if I had something other than the photo editing thingy that came with my printer, I could do better. Meybe santa will bring me a shiny new photoshop!

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

(monstercow, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 8:26, archived)

THIS EXISTED IN A PAST TIME OF FUTURE AND DEATHLY SOUNDS.
LOOK A PICTURE OF A FAT WOMAN. SAVE IT ON UR CELL PHONE FOR BIG LULZ.
(d d your friend!, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 9:34, archived)

I GOT THAT MOSQUITO RING TONE JUST TO PISS OFF THE KIDS

( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 9:43, archived)

JUST STAB THEM RANDOMLY, IT'S FASTER.

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 9:51, archived)

WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO BE A MEXICHOLO.

( gronkpan http://bit.ly/8ANAej, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 9:53, archived)

EAT A WIENER.

(d d your friend!, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:09, archived)

SOMEBODY EAT MY WIENER
I'M BORED.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:11, archived)

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:11, archived)

word up!

( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:22, archived)

*smokes*

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:25, archived)

*lights up*

( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:27, archived)

*observes*

( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:31, archived)

*worships*

( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 11:45, archived)

bittorrent is your friend!

( Zank Frappa i might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:21, archived)

bit torrent gets the best christmas presents

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:36, archived)

i'm downloading everyone's christmas presents right now :)
my wife is getting The_Bee_Movie_CAM_V2_XVID_-_Stuffies.torrent on DVD+R

i am kind
( Spunky McPunk the awkward moment when you [dull anecdote], Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:41, archived)

my gf is getting a .cbr of umbrella academy which she wants for some reason

( Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:52, archived)

CLICK
I'm sending this to someone who just kicked me in the bollocks (metaphorically speaking)

That's metaphoric kick, not metaphoric bollocks
( Ysol ab abl blap, Sun 9 Dec 2007, 10:52, archived)

a metaphoric kick to your actual bollocks
sounds fun :)
( Spunky McPunk the awkward moment when you [dull anecdote], Sun 9 Dec 2007, 11:13, archived)