They tried to make her go to rehab


Shes certainly dreaming of a 'white' Christmas

From the Alternative Xmas Cards challenge. See all 288 entries (closed)

(pm1986, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:23, archived)

who has the bunker keys?

( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:24, archived)

I think it's still open!

( XLVII can't see any images hosted on b3ta server :(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:26, archived)

WOO!
*dives*

i saw your mink santa.

how did you get a pic of me?
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:26, archived)

A freeze frame from your youporn vid
Do you like it?

:)
( XLVII can't see any images hosted on b3ta server :(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:28, archived)

ah i see
yes 'tis lovely
( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:39, archived)

( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:28, archived)

hahahaha
Winnar!
( XLVII can't see any images hosted on b3ta server :(, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:29, archived)

Ha ha ha
Super
(Pachey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:30, archived)

why? it's 87k, which is hardly massive
and was your first post perfect?

welcome aboard pm1896
( new_matt, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:37, archived)

Do you people have a browser script that alerts you to oversize images?
Because I only look if it takes ages to load. /shrug
( Electric Otter Tempura Hse: A shelter for lightly battered women., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:48, archived)

( new_matt, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:54, archived)

heh heh
that should be front paged
( boris the spider West, in that sort of thing is not., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:24, archived)

I agree
with everything on this email
(tch0rt, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:20, archived)

What is that white substance around her mouth?
Cream of some sort? Surely you cannot be trying to suggest some sort of link to a controlled powder based substance?

Unheard of!
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:26, archived)

i believe she may have sneezed

( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:27, archived)

bit large n00b
but welcome


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:29, archived)

arf!
rather than diving straight in the bunker with my erstwhile colleagues, i will offer a friendly pointer or two. to keep things chugging along nicely, still images should be no more than 50k in size unless the are absolutely astounding works of creative genius, when an exception will be made.
either try optimising this a bit or just make it's dimensions smaller thus reducing it's file size.
should you choose to do this and i'd recommend you do, use the edit tab, bottom right of the image, delete this image and slip the newly resized one in its place.
all this and more handy hints can be found in the faq, it's worth a perusal.
also. welcome aboard.

edit/ www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
although when i first read it i was rather confused.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:34, archived)

^???
Being nice on Noobie Chewsday?? Unheard of! ;)
( kitaro, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:37, archived)

let's try it for a week eh?

( new_matt, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:38, archived)

i am generally nice
i did exactly the same thing when i started, took heed of the advise offered, and have never looked forward since.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:39, archived)

it'll never catch on, you know

( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:39, archived)

Yes, but
he got in early. Most noobs are still in bed; his enthusiasm and energy bode well.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:39, archived)

stupid newbie.
*all huffy*

yeah! jesus mate. come on - 50k!! everyone knows that.

ugh.
(dogof2head, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:56, archived)

That's a good tutorial...
...but I prefer this one:

www.photoshoptutorials.com/ensmallening.htm

=D

/juvenile pranks blog

Also: 'ning, meester =)
( Professor Kenny Martin is "Skullfunkerry" to some, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 11:05, archived)

good start young man/lady
might want to think about fiddling with the size so these fucks leave you alone, but hey, welcome aboard
( new_matt, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 10:37, archived)