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(honeybadgerofbasra, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:01, archived)

Made me lol in the library.
Sorry... Learning base
( Hokerou, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:03, archived)

Here
*Hands ticket to Hull*
( Evilscary 40% Evil, 60% Scary, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:03, archived)

The Daily Star newspaper said she was definitely alive the other day
How can they be so sure? It made me wonder if they were actually the ones who had kidnapped her.
I mean, it hasn't half sold a lot of papers...
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:05, archived)

They call it 'creative journalism'

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:06, archived)

It says a lot
that I wouldn't actually be very surprised.
( Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:10, archived)

Maybe
they've got a list of middle class children to abduct, in the event of slow news days..

EDIT: Why on earth do you read the Star??
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:11, archived)

tabs are ace
as long as you put your cynical gland on hold they're the best read on any given sunday
( gravytrain, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:13, archived)

I saw that too
I don't read the Daily Star though, just saw the headlines passing the stand
( Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:13, archived)

It was the front page headline as I was walking past petrol station

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:30, archived)

Lo fella
You wanna gaz me your adress again as I have a rather lully bottle of wine waiting here for ya. Just need to find something safe to send it in.
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:16, archived)

send it in this . . .
*points to mouth*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:17, archived)

*downs*
Thanks for that advice:P
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:53, archived)

Is that Ollie Reed?

( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:08, archived)

Could it be that...

(dogof2head, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:35, archived)

Pfffttt...
Lovely job Mr 2 heads!


( Wobbly Bloke - FIVE DAY WEEKEND - FTW - on, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 14:37, archived)

HAHAHAHA! Genius!
I like the way your mind works - top stuff! :D
( kitaro, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:40, archived)