happy xmas !


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(I_am_B, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:43, archived)

But does it contain
the strangest of all meats, turkey ham?
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:48, archived)

I get pissed off when I see that in the shops!
ANd I just accidentally clicked 'i like this' to your statement:P
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:51, archived)

\o/
BM are the only company that make it. It's wierd!
( Joe Scaramanga Nothin's gonna stop me gettin' to the Caymans, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)

Well people think 'Well its cheap and it's meat so I'll buy it'
If it's not good enough meat to put in a fry up don't get it I say.

'Honey. Do you wnat a turkey-ham butty for breakfast? I know you went out on the piss last night.'
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:54, archived)

SPAM
best of all the meat bastards
( gravytrain, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:59, archived)

Turkey
Bacon.......

I bet thers neither in it.
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:00, archived)

Or that veggie crap that pretend to be bacon
I kid ye not 'Fakon'.
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:15, archived)

"meat bastards"....
..is a phrase that should gain wider acceptance within the catering and retail environment.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:01, archived)

bastard meat toucher
BMT
( gfreeman http://twiglet.myminicity.com/, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:03, archived)

^this
better than meat derivatives
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:04, archived)

mechanically separated meat.

( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)

How exactly..
Does one "Mechanically" remove meat from a carcass?

I thought it was a high powered hose, then the bits are sweeped up, and then taken away and made into things...
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:06, archived)

that makes it sound like
the meat was having a fight and they had to employ a robot to break it up.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:06, archived)

MEAT FIGHT!

GO ON YOU MEATY BASTARD GIVE HIM WHAT FOR!
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:08, archived)

*meat punches*
*ducks*
*chickens*
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:12, archived)

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
The meaty bastard vs killer the robot! Don't miss out!
( The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:13, archived)

i'll have a tenner
on killer to win in the first
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:18, archived)

like roadkill
the pigeon was mechanically separated from its head, and now i'm enjoying this tasty doner kebab
( gravytrain, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:15, archived)

the finest meat bastard sausages
chock full of lips and trotters.
( Thor_sonofodin Sent from my Nokia 9210 Communicator, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:04, archived)

and..
teeth!
(CaptainSpaulding is the leader of the lost cause., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:05, archived)

that stuff is rank
it's like skin grafts in a packet.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:52, archived)

Hahaha skin grafts come from the bum
That's prime steak compared to reclaimed meat!
( riverghost bringing you bollock moustaches since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:10, archived)

mmmmm rump
best of all the arse-related by-products
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 16:13, archived)

You've never seen a pig and a turkey getting it on then?
oh that reminds me I need that DVD back when you get a minute.
( Dr. Strange Apparantly those were the droids I was looking for, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 15:55, archived)