Can I just say
that I have proved my colleagues wrong about their crossword answers!
No one cares, do they.
No one cares that my intelligence covers more than comics, song lyrics and bollocks, do they.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 13:40, archived)

i dont know what youre
talking about so, 'no'.
(hazey, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 13:47, archived)

you're half chump
half bear.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 13:51, archived)

and you may not be a lady
but you're all woman.

:O)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 13:53, archived)

Maybe so
and I wish I could think of a suitable riposte but all my extra intelligence has been dried up by that crossword.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)

call me spoddy geek-geek
but I am a lover of crosswords and scrabble and all things wordular.

Is there online scrabble on m3ss3ng3r or something? I couldnae' find the link.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 13:52, archived)

there
was but all of us were spoddy-geek-geeks and the bandwidth badger couldn't cope
( butchbint, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 13:57, archived)

dratted bandwidth badger
I blame the BTFlea infestation.

(Badgers are flea-wridden beasts)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 13:58, archived)