you're half chump
half bear.
( mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 13:51, archived)

and you may not be a lady
but you're all woman.

:O)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 13:53, archived)

Maybe so
and I wish I could think of a suitable riposte but all my extra intelligence has been dried up by that crossword.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Tue 11 Feb 2003, 13:54, archived)