Counting Crows


From the If Band Names Were Taken Literally challenge. See all 788 entries (closed)

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:07, archived)

That's magpies thick tits

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:09, archived)

Prove it.
With working.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:12, archived)

WIKI UP YOUR CUNT
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:13, archived)

*of the Crow family*
hmm...

and I still don't see how you can say the birds in that picture are magpies.
Also. The Image host I got it from said "Crows".
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:15, archived)

A Lion is of the cat family
but it does not make it a fucking house cat does it?

/I have had enough of you, go to your room and think about what you have done.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:16, archived)

MAKE THAT MISTAKE, YOU'LL WIND UP DEAD

( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:17, archived)

SERIOUS ADVICE FOR A SERIOUS WORLD!

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:18, archived)

 

 
( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:24, archived)

lies!
i think that is a propellor at the back. how else would it move?
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:25, archived)

magnets.

( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:34, archived)

glassco.cx/search?q=fucking+shitty+magnets&board=main&order=d
(bollocks, i clicked 'like this' to your post instead of reply. people are going to be confused)
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:49, archived)

flange?

( The amazing monkey boy, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:39, archived)

DON'T MIND IF I DO!

( Rapitinui dull as a coathanger, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:46, archived)

*Stomps feet*
no...
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:18, archived)

magpies are just
crows with spats.
( Mystery_Bob, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:16, archived)

eg. Heckle and Jeckle . . .

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:19, archived)

Hoorah!
What?
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:09, archived)

your name addition?
since she was on buzzcocks tonight?
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:15, archived)

I've loved her long time
but yes, buzzcocks tonight re-ignited the flame of passion
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:33, archived)

good to spot her once more
she truly is a lovely specimen of the ladytypes
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:37, archived)

Hoorah! *raises glass*
But, seriously, hands off. She's mine.
( broadsword cold get ill or get retarded, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:44, archived)

Scared of crows ?
They do the spotting and the counting . . .
( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:11, archived)

Haha
I've often wonder where Duritz got his crows from.
Tho I will unashamedly admit to 'August' being one of my favourite albums ever... so there.
( greedydave Keep me in the fridge, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:13, archived)

See my profile.
I love the Crows.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:15, archived)

I saw your profile
and I high-five your Crows lovage.
( greedydave Keep me in the fridge, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:28, archived)

pffft to "bugger it, lots!"
i liked this one, though: b3ta.com/board/7864008
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:13, archived)

Someone beat me to it?!
Fucksocks.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:14, archived)

there's going to be a lot of that in this compo
no one would be insane enough to check through all the posts
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:19, archived)

Shame about the wrong type of bird
but I still makes me giggle :)
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:16, archived)

To you also.
How can you tell?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:17, archived)

I have mystical powers
mainly the power of not knowing what family of birds magpies belong to ;)
( chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:26, archived)