cooolll beeeaaannzzzzz!!


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(flying techno squirrel loves a bit of beef flavoured spongecake, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:21, archived)

HAHAHAHA
WelcOme new persOn, draw yOurself up a chOir bOys spleen.

EDIT: That is Crying Out fOr a wallpaper versiOn.
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:23, archived)

Prodge?

( I'm dreaming of a SexFace Christmas Just like the ones all filled with hoes, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:28, archived)

My name is riverghOst and I'll be yOu PrOj69 fOr the evening!

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:29, archived)

you clearly aren't Riverghost or you'd have told the new fella off
for posting a 194K still image
( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:39, archived)

Thank you
The prOblem has nOw been rectified.
( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:46, archived)

*Exclaims "Fuck me! are you pRojb9?"
Why why why?

*feels left out that he may have missed something even mildly interesting that may have happened
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:40, archived)

We know whOw where yOur little dOg lives tOO!

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:48, archived)

T'would make a foine album cover.

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:28, archived)

yay! :)

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:27, archived)

I like this

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:27, archived)

which one is
renee zelweiger?
( planearm, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:28, archived)

nice (& i see "standard b3ta spliff")
pssst...if you resave your image as a a jpg (adjust the quality so you get it under about 50k), then edit your post to make it point to that image instead, no one will shout at you.
don't delete your post then repost it. that will cause shouting
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:30, archived)

i know
ive been messin with the dingle dangle to get the wotza shizzle down already!
(flying techno squirrel loves a bit of beef flavoured spongecake, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:36, archived)

good. this nonsense-writing is promising
if you need any help, i've saved a little version you could use here -
i9.tinypic.com/8alfeoj.jpg
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:39, archived)

This new person has hit nail with head
Woo...
*clicks hard

BUT ITS FUCKING HUGE
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:30, archived)

I don't actually get it, but I like it.

(Dekionplexis 333 Memory upload at Xenonet.333 (Discunt for Noonet), Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:33, archived)

190k-bees!

(dogof2head, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:34, archived)

we aim for about 50k on still images round these parts pardner

( HappyToast B3ta Art Auction http://b3ta.com/links/749374, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:40, archived)

If you play by the incredibly simple roolz of b3ta (they have to be simple)
the inhabitants of this site demand it be so. You will gain respect and many Front pages. Ignore the simple roolz and you will have to eventually change your nick due to constant and unrelenting barrage of abuse.
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:46, archived)

i'm not sure about the gaining many front pages
i mean, you've done lots of good stuff and they've only given you 3.
i think they keep them for their friends...
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:51, archived)

I kind of disagree, The hummus that makes the front page is of a certain type
Sometimes clevar , sometimes incredibly silly.
But i have never seen anything that i can honestly say shouldnt have FP'd on the FP.
If it wereup to me i would put everything that DOCTOR DYSLEXIA does on the front page, his stuff genuinely cracks me up. Insanely huge incoherant ramblings whuch somehow make comedic sense. Other people think he's a tosser and shit tho.
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:58, archived)

yeah, you're right really. i was just trying to stir things
it's only the occasional fp i see that makes me think "why did that get on?". they're quite hard to get just because there's a lot of good stuff gets posted + the random factor of whether your post gets noticed by users/mods & whether you strike them in the right mood to tickle their fancy.
not a DYSLEXIA fan, though
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 21:37, archived)

Yayay!

( Pedantichrist twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:33, archived)

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( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:47, archived)

Thas better
Out of your system now?
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:52, archived)

at least there were no O's in that rant

( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:53, archived)

Them's cheery little O's:D

( riverghost I never forgive id=60692,84237!!!, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 20:56, archived)

hahahahahahaaaaa

( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 14 Dec 2007, 21:00, archived)