this morning's fragrant image


From the If Band Names Were Taken Literally challenge. See all 788 entries (closed)

( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:39, archived)

Pfffttt...

CL_ICK


( Wobbly Bloke - FIVE DAY WEEKEND - FTW - on, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)

fishy old trout

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:41, archived)

Pike and Tina Tuna?
/Breamy Windows
/We don't need another Herring
/Simply the John West
( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:42, archived)

ooofff.
:)
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:43, archived)

and, you know
i was trying to think of something for ike too.
my fish-pun gland must be seriously on the blink
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:44, archived)

He batters her

(waxdart gave up standup today,, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:45, archived)

*trots out an oldie*



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:46, archived)

was that terminal picture the size of a pinhead to start off with?

( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:47, archived)

yes


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)

Thank god for that!

I thought I was still pissed from the weekend!


( Wobbly Bloke - FIVE DAY WEEKEND - FTW - on, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:59, archived)

who's Ike and Taina Terminal?

( Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:47, archived)

They're just behind you . . .
*deadlegs Aphex as he turns round*


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:49, archived)

Nice deadleg skills, Sir DTH!
*is impressed*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:50, archived)

Mornin sexy


Me without makeup, etc
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:51, archived)

HONK!



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:53, archived)

Good lord

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)

cool!
you looked fantastic!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:57, archived)

Cheers :D
I won second prize

woo me ;D
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:02, archived)

second?
SECOND?!
who beat you?
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:04, archived)

Some woman with big tits and long legs
Story of my life
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:04, archived)

who did she dress as?

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)

The party was 20's themed
And she dressed as a 1920's Flapper

f s
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:08, archived)

BAH!!
i bet she sucked off the judges!!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:10, archived)

weren't flappers meant to have small tits, though?
excellent take on the 20s choice by yourself, btw
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:11, archived)

Thanks fella
Not sure about the tits thing - you're probably right. There were some excellent costumes though.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:15, archived)

they were
the look was known as "gamine", i think. they were supposed to look feminine yet boyish.
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:20, archived)

given it was a german event
the size was probably accounting for that other 1920s staple... hyperinflation
badumtish. (can't believe i just made that joke)
( plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:21, archived)

*stands with ives, arms folded and looking threatening*

( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)

erk!
oh! don't do that!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:06, archived)

Monster Monster

( The Great Architect We have a REALLY big Computer, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:59, archived)

\o/
Nicely done sir!

*manhugs*

You well?
( Professor Kenny Martin Purplestock 2012, check my profile, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:02, archived)

hey fella!
hmmm not sure - feeling a touch under the weather n stuff... need a spot of christmas cheer I reckon.
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:04, archived)

*smiles in a christmassy way*

( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:07, archived)

*thwacks with christmas tree*
;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:08, archived)

argh!!
my allergies!
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:11, archived)

a touch under the weather -
Is that like a snog under the mistletoe?

;)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:07, archived)

If you play your cards right, Brucie ;)

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:09, archived)

Lower, Lower!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:11, archived)

Goodness Gracious!
You even shaved!

You alright, handsome?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)

very purty


and i still insist it looks like jackson.
( god save the queen http://www.hatfield-anti-incineration.co.uk/, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:07, archived)

I WON'T have my puns dissed
however piss-poor they may be!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:52, archived)

You are the spine of b3ta

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:52, archived)

p w
( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:53, archived)

hahahaha!
Just because I owe you a lunchy pint sometime . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:53, archived)

:D

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:53, archived)

hohohohoho!

( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 12:05, archived)

hahahaha!
fishy!
( Smash Monkey worth climbing a cheese for, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:50, archived)

Cod Clunge

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:52, archived)

it can't be beaten...
battered yes but beaten....
( ivesb Assistant Clinical Physiologist extraordinary, Mon 17 Dec 2007, 11:58, archived)