I got two for the price of one out of this image

Sorry

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( Ambiguous, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:05, archived)

If I had the time I'd make you an animation of a man picking up a shovel
and feeling it's weight in his hands for a moment
before putting it down
and picking up a much larger shovel
and spanging the camera with it

_I7_
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:08, archived)

At least it...
...scans as a pun!
( Ambiguous, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:10, archived)

yay! clicky
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:08, archived)

You certainly did
Woo!
( Jahled 1.1%er, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:11, archived)

Quick Pea from earlier

( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:12, archived)

haha
( postal ninja has Transmissible spongiform encephalopathies, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:13, archived)

( Spunky McPunk the awkward moment when you [dull anecdote], Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:17, archived)

he needs a midget side kick

/ac
( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:19, archived)

He be dead though
Joe C
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:22, archived)

why should that stop him?

( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:24, archived)

Because duuuh...
maybe he doesn't like dead midgets?..

ahem
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

( mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:19, archived)

Aaaah Haaa !

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:22, archived)

hahahaha
I'll say again, hahahahhahahahaha
( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:22, archived)

also
psychol.magma-net.pl/jackass/Run%20DMC%20-%20Christmas%20In%20Hollis.mp3
( mictoboy zombies are shit, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:24, archived)

Chicken fried in collard greens ! Ooh yeah !

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:30, archived)

i'd fight him

*puts up dooks*
( Spunky McPunk the awkward moment when you [dull anecdote], Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

fliiiiiiiiiiiid!

ROCK!!
( prodigy69 ecky ecky ecky ecky pitang zoop boing, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

aaaaahahahahahaha

( Agent Muu wants to kick shit at a pig, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:45, archived)

Rocks Paper Shovel

( Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 18 Dec 2007, 22:20, archived)